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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    There's not.
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    Not to mention: about 20% of NHL players are from the US. I am sort of surprised Canada does a pregame anthem for games north of the border. I'm also kind of surprised they let you hosers touque up in the arena.
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    Never thought about it, but maybe... On the other hand, God Bless America is televised plenty. And I have no earthly reason when and why that squeaked into the program for every single Twins home game.
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    Looking into it a little further... Nine Eastern Conference All Stars are returning to the East. Nine. The West scooped up, Jimmy Buckets, Melo, Millsap, PG13, Brook Lopez, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, etc... Those moving from the West to the East: Gordon Hayward and a big loud fart noise.
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    The East won't have three good teams. They might have two...like, maybe. They are a conference without a contender. As far as the West goes...welcome to the Thunderdome. ...and the Wolves got boned a bit by the Melo trade. A once manageable division just became a lot harder to top. I'd say we've still got the best 3-6 year outlook of any team, though.
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    I'd like to see the concessions workers of America perform their own quiet protest by not waiting to hand me my hotdog until after the song is over.
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    Yah, some guy named Thad just called me and asked me to fire a guy named Paul for him. I was like, whatever, Thad. Wonder if this is what that was about.
  8. Pardon My Dinger
    Man, these Tigers are hard to watch. Giving me flashbacks.
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    I wouldn't expect Mauer to drive too hard a bargain. Intuition tells me that he will either play for the Twins some more or retire. I do not see this guy exploring the market.
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    THAAAANK YOUUU.
  11. Pardon My Dinger
    That said, I LOVE these cuts to LA!
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    Not 100% sure why Verducci thinks he can claim that the Blue Jays Spring Training cover story was his idea. George Plimpton called, and he'd appreciate a little acknowledgement..
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    We gotta sit Kepler against righties.
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    Did Escobar just step out of the box for a seed break? Not bad.
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    I would love to find out that it's some kind of guerilla advertising for his brother-in-law's screen printing shop, though.
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    Probably, yeah. And that's probably why he's allowed to do it. MLB would have to be a real a-hole to prohibit something like that.
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    I would never have guessed that a player could do that.
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    Someone tell me what is written on mejia's hat, please.
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    Colon once through the order, then Berrios the next way through, then entrust the ball to Santana/ Hildy to bring it home.
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    Well, that ain't gonna fly in Salt Lake.
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    The way they've performed over the past month and a half, mostly without their best player, the guy the entire order revolves around, would lead me to a 'yes.' The Twins couldn't beat the Yankees when they were perennial division winners. It's a metaphysical issue, or something of that sort. Let's not get overly down on our guys right now.
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    If I have a son, I will name him 'Bunt.' Bunt Asmuchasyoucan Dinger.
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    I'm gonna just stick with 'Butthead.'
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    This just in: Yankees' Brett Gardner looks a whole lot like Wayne Arnold from the Wonder Years.
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    I'd still rank these scary clowns number one, with global warmth by a close second.
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