Number 5 is why the players' union should be 100% behind any and all efforts to eliminate the use of PED's. The small minority of cheaters in effect steal jobs and salary from the vast majority of their members.
For every player who is ashamed for using PED's there's another who has no regrets because it got him to the majors. Not saying either about Colabello, just saying.
I'm not that bothered by the first pitch swing. Figure that the pitcher's gonna throw a get-me-over fastball. But a controlled swing might have been a better option than the 500' HR swing.
I was in Winnipeg for a couple days in 1987. I thought I could convert gas prices from Canadian money per liter into US dollars per gallon in my head. After about 3 seconds I just filled the tank and paid.