I was born in New Ulm, raised on a farm south of Searles MN, and now live on the muddy Minnesota River about 9 miles from there. I have 4 children, 2 of each variety, and a lovely and needless to say, long suffering spouse. I spent exactly four months living in Minneapolis after leaving home, and knew I wasn't destined for big city living. It's a nice place to visit........... So I moved home, and since have been everything from a Teamster to an Internet sporting goods site owner. And an awful lot in between. Between work and motorcycles, I have crisscrossed the US often, and have done extensive research in the category of small out of the way eating establishments! Now retired, I am appreciative of the Gen X'ers and Millennials who keep my retirement funds flowing! I won't thank each of you individually, you know who you are! I was Jim Hoey before Jim Hoey. A big arm, with absolutely no idea of where the ball would end up. A friend once asked me, "what would you do if you couldn't throw anything"? At the time I didn't know, but now realize what the answer was. Peruse TD. Since I have not been able to download Twitter on my flip phone, I know I didn't follow Seth here. So how I got here, will remain one of life's mysteries, even to me. Why I stay is the other one. Saying that Harmon is likely my favorite Twin, and that the absence of Tony Oliva delegitimizes the HOF, gives you another idea of my age. I grew up with 'CCO and the games on AM only car radios, and have sat on the bike at 10 PM in the Gillette WY Super 8 parking lot listening to the end of a game the year Liriano was his best. As for the most exciting moment in Twins history, it might be hearing the Spanish language version of the Puckett home run. And I don't speak Spanish. But the guys excitement was infectious in any language! I have coached, umpired, and watched an untold number of baseball games. I hardly miss a Twins game on tv, and despite numerous opportunities to go to TF on the cuff, I seldom do. After seeing so much baseball up close, I find the distance from the action to be annoying. As I am not exactly metrically inclined, I am likely somewhat of an outlier herein. I understand and appreciate the value that enhanced statistical analysis brings to bear, but also think that simply looking at someone's numbers leaves something on the table. How about Terry Ryan and Bill James doing the Vulcan mind meld? As an established curmudgeon, and ancient philosopher, I have come to several conclusions about the game. To wit: 1. The game is not as complicated as we make it. 2. Pitching, pitching, pitching! 3. Defense helps pitching. 4. Being competitive is all you can plan for. It allows for the chance of end of the year success. I enjoy the discussions and the witty repartee. Even the disagreements are entertaining, and normally civil. While I find it a pain to watch games in live time (thank you TiVo), I really enjoy the Game Threads. My biggest fear is that once we inevitably become competitive, GT's will become serious discussions on baseball. That would be a tragedy of epic proportions.