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  1. Platoon
    My parents and all the neighbors got into homemade wine making years ago. They bought these kits with the bottles, and all you did was mix the ingredients. Neighbor Muriel couldn't understand why you would use a ballon on top of the bottle, so she tossed it and put a cork in the bottle. It's amazing how far wine and broken glass will fly! The Twins depression the last 6 years is like an alcoholic who has been at it for years, and just can't quit. The Vikings are more like, you go to the meetings for almost the whole year, and then suddenly you walk into a bar..............
  2. Platoon
    My parents and all the neighbors got into homemade wine making years ago. They bought these kits with the bottles, and all you did was mix the ingredients. Neighbor Muriel couldn't understand why you would use a ballon on top of the bottle, so she tossed it and put a cork in the bottle. It's amazing how far wine and broken glass will fly!
  3. Platoon
    See, all you guys who wanted him to go to RF, take that! . Just to prove you wrong, I will do it again in July!
  4. Platoon
    We start with serial killers, and close with psychopaths!
  5. Platoon
    They said he has back issues. Last year he complained of not being able recover pitching every day in the pen, v 4 days off between starts.
  6. Platoon
    What are the odds you could have seen all of them? You should buy a lottery ticket!
  7. Platoon
    I keep waiting for him to turn back into a Pumpkin. Guys his age just don't change this drastically long term.
  8. Platoon
    Is it just me, or does Robbie's arm look a little light.
  9. Platoon
    I think it's a little extreme to throw yourself in the wash machine just to wash your dirty socks!
  10. Platoon
    It would always feel like the collar is is tugging to the left!
  11. Platoon
    . FTFY
  12. Platoon
    We had a guy spend three days installing a bookkeeping program, just as he was to finally get it online he said "Whoops"! I asked if whoops was a technical term? He did not see the humor. It was the next week before it worked.
  13. Platoon
    60% of my deliveries go to my neighbor to the east, the other 40% go to my neighbor to the west.
  14. Platoon
    Don't forget swamp land, pill mills, and extremely affordable health insurance. .
  15. Platoon
    And Canada only exists because of the furnace!
  16. Platoon
    That's always been the downside to being a serial killer. The abrupt end to your career. But on the plus side, you don't need to spend a lot of time on long range financial planning!
  17. Platoon
    Serial killers tend to try and keep things on the down low.
  18. Platoon
    I have never seen an alligator in trousers! I saw some in some very expensive loafers though!
  19. Platoon
    Would make a great Messin with Sasquatch bit!
  20. Platoon
    Hardly! He has a remarkable high moral standard!
  21. Platoon
    Actually following the Twins negates the need for serial killers, most people will just kill themselves. Serge on the other hand only dispatches a select few. If Serge confronted a Twins fan, he would feel sympathy, and likely take him out for coffee, and a tour of old Florida!
  22. Platoon
    And old people........
  23. Platoon
    So when you were in Orlando, did your kids enjoy the ocean?
  24. Platoon
    For a real take on the Florida experience one needs to read Tim Dorsey's series of books on Serge and Coleman. Serge, one of the most creative serial killers of all time is an expert on Florida history and traditions!
  25. Platoon
    You need to turn your sarcasm knob to the right three notches!
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