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  1. USAFChief
    He took it to left center as a final middle finger to TR, too.
  2. USAFChief
    I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
  3. USAFChief
    http://www.quote-coyote.com/album/small/Steven-Wright-jokes.jpg
  4. USAFChief
    http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-bought-my-brother-some-gift-wrap-for-christmas-i-took-it-to-the-gift-wrap-department-and-told-steven-wright-335659.jpg I haven't read the entire thread...have we really went this far without a Steven Wright reference? Inconcievable.
  5. USAFChief
    Jepsen looks shell shocked.
  6. USAFChief
    Miguel Sano leads the Twins with 27 RBI. Boston has SIX players with more than that. Including one with more than DOUBLE that. I know it's fashionable to think RBI is a meaningless stat. I do not concur. EDIT: With that 2 run double, make it seven players with more than Sano's 27.
  7. USAFChief
    Joe Mauer, clutch RBI guy.
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  9. USAFChief
    Bo-SHEARS!
  10. USAFChief
    For the Twins, you mean, right?
  11. USAFChief
    Unless that's a picture from opening day, I'm skeptical.
  12. USAFChief
    I went golfing earlier today...terrible caddie. Awful. I told him so. "You must be the worst caddie in the world" I said. "Well, maybe...but that would be one hell of a coincidence." he replied.
  13. USAFChief
    Here in game-thread land, this is what we like to refer to as JINX
  14. USAFChief
    Had an extra shot of "coffee" or two this morning, Dave?
  15. USAFChief
    K. I name him..."Ralph." PM me for an address.
  16. USAFChief
    Can't touch this bullpen.
  17. USAFChief
    Terrible news in the Chief family. My best friend from high school passed away. We played ball together, and made a point to get together and see a game at least a couple times a year. If anything, he loved baseball more than me. He visited me in my dreams last night, and I figured it was to say a final goodbye. Nope, he was all pumped up. "Chief...they have baseball in heaven!" he said. "And it's just like you're 18 again!" "There is a bit of bad news, though, old friend." he continued. "We have a game tomorrow afternoon, and you're leading off and playing second base."
  18. USAFChief
    "In play, run(s)" please.
  19. USAFChief
    The first step is admitting to a problem, friend.
  20. USAFChief
    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/blind-old-man-closeup-portrait-senior-mature-nerd-black-glasses-having-trouble-seeing-cell-phone-screen-vision-problems-39253057.jpg
  21. USAFChief
    OK, seriously. Who ARE you, and what have you done with Eduardo Nunez?
  22. USAFChief
    That is true for several Asian cultures, but I don't think so for Japan.
  23. USAFChief
    Nice play Eduardo.
  24. USAFChief
    http://foreveryoungadult.com/_uploads/images2/princessbride_valerie-miraclemax.jpg Careful I shouldn't give you a nice paper cut and pour lemon in it.
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    http://37.media.tumblr.com/898a25e52fcebfcbddfe0441124d4061/tumblr_mzaalumFNh1rxm0ceo4_250.gif
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