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Chris Archer falls to 4-11. Baseball is hard to predict. -
I admit I have a small problem...so I went to a "Kleptomaniacs Anonymous" meeting last night. Unfortunately, all the seats were taken.
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http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/10/24/t7NKvXFM.jpg I dunno...they make you look short.
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Most teams actually play a more extreme shift against Mauer than Ortiz.
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You all know me...I kinda enjoy telling a joke now and then. I'm reminded of the time I was up north fishing and stopped in at a small tavern to have a cold one up there by the Falls. I ordered, and a big, burly bartender brought my beer. "Hey," I said, "wanna hear a Sven and Ole joke?" "Vell, go ahead if you vant," he said. "But you should know, I'm Norwegian. So's that big feller down dere at de end of da bar. And dat bigger lady down dere at de udder end of da bar." I thought about it, and said, "You're right friend. That's probably not a great idea. I'd have to explain the damn thing three times."
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Maybe if they throw in Seager?
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Sven takes Lena to a nice restaurant for their anniversary. As the waitress brings Sven the bill, she asks him, with a grin on her face, "Do you know the difference between a canoe and a Norwegian?" Sven gets a big grin on his face, waiting for the punchline..."Vell, no, young lady. Vhat's da diff'rence?" "Canoes sometimes tip," she replies as she walks away.
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DOZIER-ZEE!!!11!
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winner
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Sven n Ole die in a snowmobile accident, drunker than skunks. They end up in hell, and the devil visits the next morning to see how miserable they are. He finds them smiling and laughing, having a good time. "WTH?" he asks. "Vell, ve don't get dis nice'a wedder dat offun up dere, dontchaknow. Dis is nice, ve're enjoyin' da heat!" The devil decides to teach them a lesson, and turns off the heat to the whole place. Next morning, there's icicles everywhere and it's 40 below. He finds Sven and Ole in their parkas and bomber hats, jumping up and down and high fiving each other. "WTH?" he asks. "Da Vikes won da Sooper Bowl! Da Vikes won da Sooper Bowl!"
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I'd prefer paying Roy to not come into the broadcast booth.
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Ole wasn't feeling well, and went to see the doctor. They discussed his medical history, and when the doctor asked about bowel movements, Ole replied "Oh I haff one ev'ry mornin at five sharp." "Well, that's good," says the doc. "Not gutt," says Ole. "I don't get up till six, maybe six t'irty.
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"Riverbrian: Chief is extra American… He’s about 1 and a quarter." Is that an age crack or a weight crack?
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Article: Setting Up For The Second Half
USAFChief replied to Nick Nelson's topic in Twins Daily Front Page News
Yeah, I'd just as soon they let Buxton play the season out.- 96 replies
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Exactly.
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loozah.
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Proof positive you can get a buzz on via $.40 cent beer.
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I've been told velocity is overrated.
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Yeah..."Someone who points out the obvious."
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
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Hicksie ties it up!!1! Wait...
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I know a guy.
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Proof positive one can still get a buzz on via $8 beers.
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My friend slept with a woman last night who cooked him pasta for supper. ... She gave him carbs. ... ba dum tsch
