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  1. USAFChief
    You sound like JD-Twins and his ridiculous "Margot has an .898 OPS on Thursdays in June if you ignore the day games" And for the record, this will go down as another scoreless appearance for Thielbar.
  2. USAFChief
    Two lefties is a row up. It's literally his job. And... there are no low leverage relievers.
  3. USAFChief
    Why is Thielbar apparently above any consequences for performance?
  4. USAFChief
    Ole came home from work early one day from the pickle packing plant. "Ole, you're home early, vat is da deal?" "Vell," says Ole, "I got fired. Got my ting caught in da pickle slicer. Uffda." "Vell dats terrible. Is your ting ok?" "Oh ya, sure. It's fine. But the pickle slicer, vell, not so good. She got fired too."
  5. USAFChief
    Isn't there a pill for that? Asking for a friend.
  6. USAFChief
    Getting 1 out of that is terrible.
  7. USAFChief
    Span is annoying
  8. USAFChief
    That's why I practice green comedy. I recycle my jokes.
  9. USAFChief
    Right after Provus says So-Lair, too.
  10. USAFChief
    Put it on a tee, Ryan. Geez.
  11. USAFChief
    You brought home a trendy color??
  12. USAFChief
    "Tight lower back"
  13. USAFChief
    Manny Margot-for-three.
  14. USAFChief
    Boooooooo
  15. USAFChief
    Span: "not every SS can do that." Every SS in MLB makes that play.
  16. USAFChief
    Close. So when they return to port, they can Scandanavian.
  17. USAFChief
    Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on their sides?
  18. USAFChief
    Opposite field. Nobody has great power the other way.
  19. USAFChief
    I also thought Buxton should have caught that drive from Yastremski.
  20. USAFChief
    Offense hasn't looked good on this road trip.
  21. USAFChief
    Pretty bad play all around.
  22. USAFChief
    Manny Margot-for-one.
  23. USAFChief
    Former teammates of Joe Mauer interviewed on Twins live. It was a nice segment but I would have traded out Brian Duensing for someone better.
  24. USAFChief
    FTFY
  25. USAFChief
    Crystal meth.
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