There will be no guessing when I write in metaphors. You’ll know, because when I do, I’m a volcano, spewing forth my lava down the hillsides of Twins Daily, destroying villages of commenters and moderators. I’m pretty good with similes, too. My dog can’t write to save his life, but he’s big and I literally will listen to the podcast as I pick up his steaming piles of poop. Let me know if you ever need a guest host, Bonnes.