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  1. SPOILER ALERT: The audience was on a stage, which the magician rotates ever-so-slowly that the audience doesn't notice. Then, facing away from the statue of liberty, open the curtain. It's a great party trick.
  2. For any more Mitch Hedberg jokes tonight, please call: 1-800-I-REALLY-ENJOY-CARPETING Hello? I only dialed up to 'enjoy', how did you know I was calling? I can see why they hired you.
  3. Well,.... different strokes, for different folks
  4. Hey, how did that deer hunter wander in there?
  5. You mean like this one? http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/94/73/f266bd1059c8da40e628d375a7a2a705.gif
  6. "All of them had hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls" do I have that right?
  7. All this Robbie Grossman All Star talk is going to look foolish when Danny Santana is named as an All Star pinch runner.
  8. Actually an athletic play of Santana to turn his glove down at the last moment to keep it from skipping past him (or bouncing awkwardly)
  9. Yeah, I'm sorry I ever tried to get that dumb rain-delay game started!
  10. If they are only now slamming the team, they are quite a bit behind the internet community The unfortunate thing for the Twins broadcasters is they can't really ease into the "constructive criticism" phase. They're kind of stuck singing the praises and reporting on the day's news, instead of questioning bigger picture things.
  11. quick, let's try to think up the collective noun for a group of platypuses (platipie?) I will go with "a beak of platypuses"
  12. as should the 14,304th post, not that anyone would ever get that high
  13. LOL and I was thinking of changing my position back the other way, too.
  14. Not really good enough to be a starter, but not bad enough to take out of the rotation now that he's starting.
  15. For out-of-towners not looking at Dopplers: My non-existent weather forecasting powers tell me this will be a really quick shower and the game will be back on in 30 minutes. (And might get interrupted again later on)
  16. The sooner we turn this thread over to riverbrian's Mitch Hedberg jokes, the better. Good luck to Trevor May, auditioning for the middle reliever role. And to think he was a starting pitcher last year. How quickly they fall. Ok, done with the snark. Y'all behave now
  17. What do you consider an extraordinarily long period of time for a top 10 prospect to play in the minors? Just curious/no idea
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