Only autographs I got was Detroit Lions quarterback Milt Plum back in 1967 on a promotional visit to Flint, Mich., and a baseball signed "Rollie Fingers HOF 1992" that a friend gave me. Oh, and Richard Nixon signed a note referencing a story I wrote that was on the national wire in 1991 about a friend of his who was the oldest mayor in America. No Twins. Not in the cards. Excellent thread, BTW.