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Everything posted by Blake

  1. I would love to have Uecker as a play by play guy.
  2. Only Dozier could get an "excuse me" opposite field hit.
  3. Cool, another walk. I have to admit, it is awfully considerate of the Twins bullpen to give up walks. The Brewers might hurt themselves swinging the bat and running to first base.
  4. The old sympathy ploy, eh? Risky, very risky. And admitting twins fandom may get you more than sympathy. It might get a visit from men in white coats carrying nets.
  5. Someone needs to point out to Dozier that the youngsters have learned to go the other way and that he needs to take the hint.
  6. You've been keeping quiet that you're a Twins fan, haven't you?
  7. You dumped perfectly good crayons down a heating vent? Every child knows that crayons are best with paste dipping sauce.
  8. Didn't your mother warn you about the people you hang around with?
  9. Because the average fan could go to a U of M game or a local high school hockey game and see better quality hockey. I was at one of the last North Star games. The chants of "Norm Sucks" were a hoot.
  10. Sort of like OJ looking for the real killer?
  11. Toast? Blackened charcoal slab is more like it.
  12. The joke only goes back to 1949? I thought for sure it predated Chief.
  13. Sorry, I have little interest in drawing rooms. Small talk really isn't my thing. Inane? Obviously.
  14. My grandfather clock would only tick without a tock. I took it to the little old german clockmaker and told him the problem. He told me not to worry, he had ways to make the clock tock.* *shamelessly lifted from Readers Digest humor.
  15. Looks to me like I drew you out. Slow on the draw, as it were.
  16. I didn't know you had drawing skills to insult....
  17. Dozier is done for. Sacrifice scottz.
  18. In looking at the Brewers, I think they're the ones who've been imbibing. Wow, Sox fielding of last year is now the Brewers of this year.
  19. I'm not sure what happened Arcia, but it's great to see. Looks like he's become a professional with passion.
  20. Says the guy who has a wanted poster for an avatar. Or..Is that you really you, Mr. Cooper? I wonder if the reward is still available?
  21. -10 is a lot closer than +10. Careful what you wish for.
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