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Everything posted by Joe A. Preusser

  1. Joe A. Preusser
    She's obviously keeping current on TD, probably reading this thread as I type this.
  2. Joe A. Preusser
    My Super Power = Immortality I can see thousands more losing seasons for our Minnesota Twins.
  3. Joe A. Preusser
    Not if he gives them all up in the same inning.
  4. Joe A. Preusser
    Pleading the 5th. And no.
  5. Joe A. Preusser
    That's all moot if we can't hit Randy Johnson's slider.
  6. Joe A. Preusser
    She can handle it.
  7. Joe A. Preusser
    Ass of the ass. I hereby patent that term for future use.
  8. Joe A. Preusser
    If both teams hit, we win.
  9. Joe A. Preusser
    Series preview: Whichever team hits will win.
  10. Joe A. Preusser
    Pop has made an excellent point. We have paid Morneau quite a bit of money to be hurt (not his fault) and produce far less then has been expected. Morneau is rich, richer than Eskimos as Homer Simpson would put it. If I were him I might accept a much lower multi-year deal because 1) I want to be a MN Twin. 2) I don't need the money. 3) I just got paid a bunch to sit out a lot (again, not his fault). Somewhere in the ballpark of 3 years/7-8 mil per sounds about right. Maybe this is wishful thinking, but Morney strikes me as the kind of guy who would think along these lines.
  11. Joe A. Preusser
    Nice summation, I would agree with most or all of your conclusions. Parm and Doz have been nice surprises in the field, but I did expect more by now from both of their bats. Floriman has shown he could be a starting SS option for a playoff team.
  12. Joe A. Preusser
    As much as it chaps my hide not getting another high quality pitching prospect, BPA is the correct answer 99% of the time. Consensus on that is Bryant. If that changes, or if our scouts evaluate things differently, then so be it. But who right now is complaining that Byron Buxton will play for the Minnesota Twins? No one, but there were plenty of folks who griped after the draft last year.
  13. Joe A. Preusser
    You mean "chest" not chaste, right?
  14. Joe A. Preusser
    The Biggest Loser? Freaks and Geeks? Too many options.
  15. Joe A. Preusser
    Or Grease?
  16. Joe A. Preusser
    That's my roast, was that not clear?
  17. Joe A. Preusser
    In order to answer this you would need to venture deep into the abysses that are Dick and Bert's minds. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
  18. Joe A. Preusser
    Burton is UP!
  19. Joe A. Preusser
    As someone who currently has an infant daughter that sounds like the worst thing in the world to me.
  20. Joe A. Preusser
    That's what I get for always defending Gardy for leaving his guys in too long.
  21. Joe A. Preusser
    I didn't think the 3 run triple was a bad pitch, just a good piece of hitting.
  22. Joe A. Preusser
    He will be back in next inning. I would bet my 401k on it.
  23. Joe A. Preusser
    Hilarious.
  24. Joe A. Preusser
    Ding Dong, the Lohse is dead, the bad old Lohse, the wicked Lohse, let them know, the wicked Lohse is Deaaaaaaad.
  25. Joe A. Preusser
    Well, zero, now that you've jinxed him.
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