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  1. Joe A. Preusser
    No bacon? No steak? No ham? No fried chicken? No sausage? I might need to change my diet..,
  2. Joe A. Preusser
    I believe legally they are the same state. It's in the Constitution somewhere...
  3. Joe A. Preusser
    Gaurentee Twins win tonight. 4-0 on the year with my predictions.
  4. Joe A. Preusser
    Gamecast just showed me that Grossman walked on 4 strikes and 6 balls...
  5. Joe A. Preusser
    Great intro, awesome stories. Go Twins.
  6. Joe A. Preusser
    Didn't realize the Rays were so terrible against lefties. We might have a good shot to keep this barrel rolling after all. I still wish JO and Berv weren't so close in sequence.
  7. Joe A. Preusser
    Mine is 0. Coincidently, I'm a huge fan of Neitzche.
  8. Joe A. Preusser
    True enough. Blame my Swiss cheese brain
  9. Joe A. Preusser
    16 games over .500. That's the point at which the team could lose half their remaining games and still win 90, ie) likely playoffs. Whenever any team achieves that level in a season I consider them playoff contenders. Until then it's just watching the standings and waiting.
  10. Joe A. Preusser
    Pouring rain outside. Over my walkie I told the new assistant manager that the home office needed him to.run out and check if the retention pond was holding water. After a long pause, he came back over the walkie with a very unenthusiastic "ok, I'm on it." Thankfully for him my shift Manager broke in and told me not to be such an ass. Borrowing a bit from the Office, I once came in early and used the label maker to print out "security risk" and put it on the bottom of a peer's name badge. She walked around with it most of the day, interacting with associates and customers for hours. Let's see a sweep.
  11. Joe A. Preusser
    Mine was $3000. Guess I'm a better poster...
  12. Joe A. Preusser
    Pickup game anyone? I call DH/manager.
  13. Joe A. Preusser
    Awesome. I honestly thought the answer to the question was "eating a chile dog." Shows you how much Herbie packed it on during his career.
  14. Joe A. Preusser
    Nice, decent Catholic lobsters put them inside. Only nice decent Catholic lobsters that go off to college and break out of their repressed youth by stripping let them hang out.
  15. Joe A. Preusser
    He may have had a couple of chardonnays. What of it? He frames better when he's had a few.
  16. Joe A. Preusser
    I've lived in Grand Forks, and I'm betting that doesn't go over well with the conservative core. For myself I say, good for you, the windowsills need dusting.
  17. Joe A. Preusser
    So Riverbrian is the only one running around his house in a severely skimpy maid outfit?
  18. Joe A. Preusser
    One thing I don't get. How is Riverbrian still married with all those maids running around the house in what I can only assume are severely skimpy maid outfits?
  19. Joe A. Preusser
    If JO needs Tommy John surgery I'll pass you the match myself.
  20. Joe A. Preusser
    I spend so much of my time on hererailing against negativity. And the one thought that has been running through my head all day is: When is Berrios' TJ surgery scheduled for? I don't know what's wrong with me.
  21. Joe A. Preusser
    There's always the possibility that Wright is in our rotation next year?
  22. Joe A. Preusser
    Also very convenient for people who want to complain is the fact that in this day and age every move can instantly be scrutinized in a vacuum and torn to shreds. It's a good time to be a hater/malcontent/grouch!
  23. Joe A. Preusser
    I love how Big Erv finished that game strong and gave us 7 innings. I think JO can do bettwr tonight. Go Twins.
  24. Joe A. Preusser
    My 2 cents: Liriano has had a fine SP career. The idea that he would have been better off as a reliever is pretty silly. For long stretches he has been absolutely dominant. Unfortunately for him, he's also been very inconsistent. And when he's bad, he's really bad. But he has enough elite equity built up where I'd never go back in time and convert him to a releiver from the get go. I also disagree that a dominant releiver isn't as valuable as an average starting pitcher. Dominant releivers can have a huge effect on a season, just as much as your #3 starter. If I had to choose I'd take a staff of average starters and elite relievers over a staff of very good starters and average relievers. The Royals have proven this model with their 2 great runs, and I still don't understand why they didn't do more to keep that elite pen intact.
  25. Joe A. Preusser
    Dear Jobu, please stop the rain. That's all I got.
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