If Ryan had acted earlier, I can imagine this conversation: Dave Dombrowski: Hey Terry, tell me what you guys are thinking about that knucklehead Arcia. You gonna dump him like you did Ortiz? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.... Terry: Go ahead and laugh, Dumbo. I'll have you know that our Madagascar Area Scout still projects him to become the NEXT David Ortiz. Just crazier, which, um, we don't like here. Dave: Isn't that the scout who pitched you guys Willie Banks and Levi Michael? Heh heh heh heh.... Terry: Yeah, and Michael Tonkin too, smart guy. And maybe you forgot, but Willie had a great career here for us. So, what does YOUR guy say about Arcia? Dave: Glad you asked. My guy calls him Delmon Young Lite With A Slightly Better Disposition. Terry: Yeah, right. What does YOUR young whippersnapper know about scouting anyway? I doubt he'd fit in with our guys, I'll tell you that. Dave: You're right, he's pretty average: Boegarts, Betts...should I go on? Heh heh heh heh...Anyway, we're willing to give you guys the benefit of the doubt and call Ortiz the Second Coming of Dustan Mohr. So, what do you need to get for him, Terry? Hell, you're already in deep doo doo with those influential Twins Daily experts. You need to make a trade they can really get excited about. So, make me an offer. I mean, why does it always have to be the other GM who starts the trade volley, Terry. C'mon, let's see you be a little proactive. Your fans will like that. Ryan: Well, yeah, I should be. Don't say anything, but I'm beginning to think Jim Pohlad is looking past the players and thinking I'm maybe to blame for some of this. Alright, I'm making you an offer, but I'm warning you, I'm going to be pretty firm about it because there's a big swing between that Ortiz fella and Delmon, especially personality-wise. So, give me a list of guys to chose from that are most like Bobby Kielty. And this, my friends, is how Terry might have gotten more for Arcia. The End.