He'd be highly motivated to resume a medical career. http://articles.courant.com/2013-10-22/sports/hc-jacobs-column-1023-20131022_1_childhood-cancer-biopsy-red-sox
Perhaps even more democratic, we could crowdsource the calling of balls and strikes, so fans can determine the outcomes directly from the comfort of their own homes. The technology exists, so it must be progress to use it.
This is your new White House Communications Director. Definitely NSFW language, for those who are sensitive to such things. https://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon
Listening to offers: https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2017/07/mlb-trade-rumors-ervin-santana-twins-jaime-garcia.html I won't be entirely surprised if Garcia never pitches for the Twins.
More serious than you might think. Sports fandom becomes something akin to addiction for some. Also, without the Vikings my city would be spared the abomination of the Super Bowl, and could focus energy and funds more on things like better training for its Police Force.