Where is your evidence that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or you were not in disguise and pitching for Lansing yesterday? (I have witnesses who can vouch that I was not there, so at least there's that.)
In a big night at bat for the Kernels, it seems like the guys who were already scuffling did the least to take part in the fun. Jose Salas, Misael Urbina, and Keoni Cavaco all did little to improve their status as serious prospects who may not make it. They didn't go 0-for, nobody did, but still it was a missed opportunity. Kudos to the others, though.