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  1. ashbury
    Give Trevor a dog biscuit, he can come out now.
  2. ashbury
    And Hermannsie with the scratch single before it!
  3. ashbury
    It wasn't a good game of Helicopter, unless they yelled that.
  4. ashbury
    Meanwhile, at the ballpark, Pelf is at least trying to do a passable audition to be considered as the Tigers' emergency 5th starter in 2014, with a WHIP of 1.0 and 2 Ks in 3 innings.
  5. ashbury
    Yes, I always knew it had been a good day of Parentin', when the screams of "Stop!" were still ringing in my ears after I went to bed.
  6. ashbury
    Yeah, the double entendre of that job title would be tough to put up with, alone.
  7. ashbury
    "'Waldo, make room for Plouffsie in there, willya?"
  8. ashbury
    Didn't even know he was blond.
  9. ashbury
    Bark is referring to R. Clyde Gardenhire Acres VIP Kennel Services, I presume?
  10. ashbury
    I don't know about stronger; ever watch Prince turn on a pitch? And as for faster, you might as well have mentioned the Siberian Tree Sloth.
  11. ashbury
    Conversely, long baseball tradition is that the non-contenders must field at least a representative lineup when facing contenders. Nobody wants to lose a close pennant (er, wild card) race because your rival played the Twins and swept them while facing no-names. This then limits the number of September call-ups you can usefully put into games.
  12. ashbury
    That really was my point.
  13. ashbury
    Isn't Dozier's recent uptick in hitting performance said to be due to some fairly major tinkering?
  14. ashbury
    I think Chief's point, which I agree with, is that if you include a guy like Gibbie who doesn't qualify then you need to expand the list in some appropriate way to really judge where he ranks as a fireballer. There could be a lot of guys not quite qualifying for innings who have live fastballs but aren't actually good enough to earn those innings.
  15. ashbury
    If he did, his head would end up looking like his hands.
  16. ashbury
    Then he probably shouldn't be an offseason trade target.
  17. ashbury
    As Terry Ryan has said, 2013 is all about figuring out what we've got.
  18. ashbury
    Another promising avatar bites the dust.
  19. ashbury
    Maiden Aunt, more likely. PS, if you've ever been to New Britain, she might be the runner-up prom queen.
  20. ashbury
    I have installed the New Britain Rally Avatar.
  21. ashbury
    Who gets the Blown Save?
  22. ashbury
    Reciting the Twelve Steps during the 7th inning stretch was a nice touch.
  23. ashbury
    Turpen has a strange looking pitching line tonight. 1.0 IP 4 H 4 BB 4 Runs His work being spread across two innings solves the puzzle of course.
  24. ashbury
    Carnac: Trenton Thunder Ed: The baseball team? Carnac: Don't step on the punch lines, oh rotundest of second bananas. Ed: So it is indeed a baseball theme? My apologies, your Magnificence. Carnac: Don't be so sure. But on that note, may Tommy John visit your team physician with some helpful surgical tips. Ed: Hey-yo! Would you please open the envelope? Carnac: Describe the most recent order of burritos delivered to Governor Christie's Mansion.
  25. ashbury
    And people wonder how these game threads get so lengthy.
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