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    This two-run bomb is on me. I foolishly jumped the gun and loaded the rally avatar a little ahead of time - what could possibly go wrong?
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    Wow! Who did you have to... uh, never mind.
  5. ashbury
    Tough to choose, both options sound so great.
  6. ashbury
    I think it's pretty clear he paid a price this game for his manager foolishly having gone for the CG last time.
  7. ashbury
    Almost 100 pitches - do we sent Albers out for the eighth? / out to the mound, not out of the stadium
  8. ashbury
    Are there any stats on slow guys reaching first on infield singles? Because the Twins batters seem like they must lead the league in that. / partly because they lead the league in slow guys?
  9. ashbury
    There's still time. What GM wouldn't like to acquire a front-line SP with a better ERA than Chris Sale? / as of the middle of the 5th inning, at least
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    Why, you got moobs to post? The dog CPR story was bad enough, thankyewverymuch.
  12. ashbury
    And we know this because... he later scored. Ballgame's not over, but it sure is nice to see the guys raise a lump on the head of a top-shelf pitcher.
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    Any Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band fans in the audience? Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah We tried position 31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It was terrific fun, uh huh In position 72 You were me And I was you, uh Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me, yeah yeah
  14. ashbury
    We can have a post-game press conference about that.
  15. ashbury
    Or: "Getting In Touch With Your Inner Dozier"
  16. ashbury
    The Morneau trade fell through?
  17. ashbury
    I believe it; I cleaned up the spelling in that title before posting.
  18. ashbury
    That is because there may well be no word for the photo I offered.
  19. ashbury
    We assumed.
  20. ashbury
    I have no alibi, and so I offer as atonement this photo: I believe they are twins.
  21. ashbury
    I don't know, but while googling up the word Futility in trying to answer it, I came across this abridged list of futile dissertation titles: “Electrical Measurements on Cuticles of the American Cockroach” “Determinants of Flossing Behavior in the College Age Population” “Classification of Drinking Styles Using the Topographical Components of Beer Drinking” “”More Fun Than Anything” (about cyclopropenium salts) “Creep of Portland Cement Paste” “Garage Sales as Practice: Ideologies of Women, Work and Community in Daily Life (Volumes I and II)” “Communication Use in the Motorcycle Gang” “‘Santa Claus’: A Mime-Opera Based on The Morality by e.e. cummings” “Ritual Drama in American Popular Culture: The Case of Professional Wrestling” “Things That Are Good and Things That Are Chocolate: A Cultural Model of Weight Control as Morality” “Jock and Jill: Aspects of Women’s Sports History in America, 1870-1940″ “The Function of the Couch in Stimulating Altered States of Consciousness in Hypnosis and in Psychoanalysis” “I Am You, You Are Me: A Philosophical Explanation of the Possibility That We Are All the Same Person”
  22. ashbury
    Well, then, I'm sure you are already typing up the rejoinder, concerning the Twins half of the first. / edit - there, see? Called it
  23. ashbury
    In that inning, there was exactly one ball swung at and not put into play. I think there's a term for that style of pitching, what is it?
  24. ashbury
    Shoot. There goes the parson.
  25. ashbury
    I assume you're all cued up with the "Shoot! There goes the" comments?
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