Attention K-Mart shoppers: we have a customer who brought a sleeping baby in here. Blue Light Special on aisle 4 for New Years noisemakers, toy drums, and sirens. Yes, the Fire Department shops here; go have fun.
He has grounds to be annoyed with only 10-15 teams that passed him up after the early 30s or whatever. I hope this doesn't mean he grooves nothing-fastballs to the other teams.