Somehow... She kept her job as a manicurist. Lady: I need to get my nails done. But... I can't go to Madge because she insists on using Dishwashing liquid. Lady's Friend: Where are you gonna go instead? Lady: Maybe the Maytag repairman... He isn't doing much at the moment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OR Boss: MADGE!!! DAMN IT!!! I'm telling you for the last time... Quit bringing that crap in here. See this wall... See all this product in all these shelf's on this wall... I'm trying to move this product and you are bringing in stuff from the grocery store.