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  1. 1. The Indians Again -- Last weekend in Cleveland... this weekend in Minnesota. The venue has changed but the words must be uttered like Pakistani officials looking at activity in Kashmir. The Indians again!!! If memory serves... I believe our 13-man pitching staff crashed and burned in Cleveland. (Who remembers? It was such a long time ago.) That rotation of starters is finding it's way to the DL now and duct tape is being used to put together a replacement rotation. 2. Duct Tape -- Trevor May back in the rotation. Many have been asking for it and he's back. Tyler Duffey getting another chance in the rotation. Many have not been asking for it and he's back. Tommy Milone back in the rotation. Many have forgotten who he was. These are the trio of pitchers who will face the Indians this weekend. When pitchers fall apart like ours did... duct tape can fix it. Broken rotation... duct tape. Need a portable beer holder... the center of a roll of duct tape is perfect; you can wrap presents with duct tape; you can adhere rookies to goal posts with duct tape. Whatever the problem... duct tape can solve it and our Twins SP problem is about to be solved... I SAY OPTIMISTICALLY. 3. A closer look -- May will have to be reprogrammed to start. But the Twins are saying that May is back in the rotation so they won't stretch him just to un-stretch him again. Duffey is back and I'm glad... his first start against the Blue Jays may not be an accurate representation of what he can do. Milone… the dude is left-handed. 4. Berrios -- Am I coming up? No Way, Jose!!! At least not yet; and it makes sense even though it disappoints a few of you. Let's not burn an option on this guy for a spot start. Give Duffey a chance to get that taste of Blue Jay out of his mouth. It's a spot start for Duffey because the Twins have a 6-man rotation for the next 6 games. In my opinion... Berrios can be considered for a call up after it is determined that Santana also needs to hit the DL and he needs to be told he has an injury. 5. Michigan State -- I Went with my son on a tour of Michigan State yesterday. It's a big campus... that was the impression that I got. Much bigger than Mayville State for example. I noticed a big white S on a green background everywhere and it looks like the Hockey rink is buried underground. My son doesn't know what he wants to study yet but engineering is probably what he would choose at gun-point right now. On the way home I stopped at Meijer and bought him some duct tape. Just so he could practice engineering stuff for a head start. -------------------- Game-time forecast: 89 deg F, clear and sunny (until sunset), 0% chance of precipitation, winds at 5mph from the W. Lineups: INDIANS Ramirez 2B Lindor SS Gomes C Santana DH Johnson 1B Almonte CF Urshela 3B Chisenhall RF Aviles LF Kluber P TWINS Hicks CF Rosario LF Mauer 1B Sano DH Plouffe 3B Hunter RF Escobar 2B Suzuki C Nunez SS May P Go Twins! Play ball!
  2. Got a bunch of great days planned for my kids Thursday: Michigan State Campus Tour Friday: Flo-Rida and Techn9ne Concert (Yeah I know) Saturday: Michigan Adventure Waterpark in Muskegon Sunday" 18 holes of Golf at one of West Michigan's Finest Courses.
  3. I'm pretty excited. My Boys are flying to Michigan Tomorrow night. Just to hang with Dad.
  4. That reminds me of my favorite WKRP Episode. The Phone Cops Episode where Les Nessman leads off the news that the WKRP Transmitter had blown up.
  5. The Twins still down 2-0 and O'Rourke on the mound. This has been a Circus Boy Update Remember to conserve that water from the thunderstorm... it's all you'll get for 3 more years.
  6. I remember the Alamo. I had a reservation for a mid-size and they didn't have any.
  7. I wonder if you could even see it... If you did that with Rhode Island.
  8. Dear Twins Offense, DO SOMETHING Sincerely, Riverbrian
  9. That's all right... I know you meant to type Atari.
  10. If I had to live in Texas and could choose anywhere in the state. It would be either be Austin or the Gulf Coast.
  11. They have big large flags flying in all bathroom stalls.
  12. Hey Chief... Tucson is pronounced Two-Sawn Why not Ander-Sawn or John-Sawn?
  13. What I mainly remember of Texas. Besides losing my shorts at Shillterbahn in New Braunfels. Was: MY GOD!!! There is a State Flag Everywhere.
  14. I think the show was filmed in Wahpeton.
  15. I know a couple of chords... I'm definitely writing a song called "I F'd this Up/Let's do this F'in thing again".
  16. Before I discovered Stevie Ray Vaughan... SRV was the gateway to everything else and led to me eventually culling the herd to the real good stuff. I used to jam out to Night Ranger and Loverboy... Air Guitaring with a Tennis Racket in front of my mirror with a pained rock and roll expression on my face.
  17. You also spelled it wrong. It's street light(Singular)... Pee-Pull oh-oh OH WOOOOOOOOOOOOE
  18. I have the transcript of the mound meeting between Suzuki and Gibson. Suzuki: Remember you have two strikes... You can play with Beltre a little. Don't worry about Pitch count... Get the out. Gibson: My Glove is stuck to my face.
  19. You spelled it wrong... I believe it is spelled " Fee-lay-ee-ay-ay-in"
  20. LOL... and you took out Phil Lynott. Bert will now have to handle lead vocals and Bass and do the majority of the songwriting. And... And... Without question... I'm buying that album on Itunes.
  21. LOL... Now you did it. That song is now stuck in my head.
  22. I can't argue with you on that. Now that Eric Fryer has been sent down.
  23. I can't believe I missed that one. And with a tip of the cap to John Fogerty... "The Blue Ridge Rangers".
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