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  1. Add some blueberries to it and you got a good night going.
  2. GLORM!!! What's Up!!! Now you type: A Blue Moon in the Sky while a Blue Moon goes down my throat.
  3. Polonco dumps one... Just past the middle finger
  4. It just occurred to me to look up Torii Hunter's current UZR for 2015. I just had this flashback to his 2014 -18.3 UZR heated discussion in the off season. It's currently 2.1 Can we just adopt UZR as the best stat ever right now.
  5. Hey Joe... Where you going... with that bat in your hands. Hey Joe... Where you going with that bat in your hands. I'm going down to left field... Where the manager has two men stand.
  6. I agree... I'm now comfortable with him breaking camp with a starting job.
  7. Old News... He's been a .300 hitter for at least 30 Minutes.
  8. Somehow... She kept her job as a manicurist. Lady: I need to get my nails done. But... I can't go to Madge because she insists on using Dishwashing liquid. Lady's Friend: Where are you gonna go instead? Lady: Maybe the Maytag repairman... He isn't doing much at the moment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OR Boss: MADGE!!! DAMN IT!!! I'm telling you for the last time... Quit bringing that crap in here. See this wall... See all this product in all these shelf's on this wall... I'm trying to move this product and you are bringing in stuff from the grocery store.
  9. The Twins ground crew is flipping off Kenny Chesney? Awesome
  10. The grass at Target field has looked bad for awhile. Right behind 2b... It kinda looks like the middle finger extended has been designed in.
  11. I've always wanted my own update... Like Circus Boy has.
  12. If I had to cook watermelon... I'd end up with Watermelon Grease all over the kitchen floor.
  13. The game thread has become a Canary in a coalmine. I have a delay with my MLB Package. So when I read a Geesh or something... I know something not good is about to happen.
  14. Maybe a little bigger. Just a tish bigger.
  15. I agree with you 92% However... Not at least addressing this bullpen would be concerning to me. They don't cost much and can be had for prospect #20.
  16. I'm liking this thought to...I'd love that OF but after thinking about it... With Mauer at 1B... we really need some pop outside of Sano. DH is going to have to be a big hitter.
  17. The reason he still has a job is because they can't spell his name to put it on the document removing him. Ownership: Z (Pause) What comes next? I don't know? (Pause) Let deal with this later.
  18. I love Positive Vibes like this Our guy isn't as bad as that guy.
  19. Yeah.. JB has a Watermelon Fridge. A fridge just for Watermelon.
  20. Dude... No No... Don't do that. Don't tempt the wrath of the thing... High A Top the Whatever.
  21. Hey Now... He's trying to attract a left handed arm. Everyone thinks the Crickets mean he isn't doing anything. I'm trying to explain his method while sounding like crickets actually is an effort to lure.
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