Finn, Outfielders will Come, Finn
They'll come to left field for reasons that they can't even fathom. They'll turn up in right field, not knowing for sure why they are doing it, they'll arrive as innocent as children, longing for the opportunity to be better than Kepler and Gallo. Of course, you won't mind if the occasional ball lands on the grass, you'll say it's only .750 OPS per person. They will out hit Kepler and Gallo without even thinking about it. For it's offense that they have and opportunity they lack.
Ohhhhh, Outfielders will come Finn, they most definitely will come.