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  1. LaBombo
    Well done, and thanks for the dirty joke alley oop pass.
  2. LaBombo
    http://99gifs.com/-img/50b02e25afa96f1ff4004bea.gif?w=400&h=170 OOoohh, look who has the bandwidth to find that counterintuitive fact in real time...
  3. LaBombo
    Totally agree. When it's two more innings and three fewer runs than you were hoping for, unleash the bullpen Kraken and take your lumps.
  4. LaBombo
    It was a time of chimpanzees. You were a monkey. But it doesn't make you a loser, brian. And even if you have a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat.
  5. LaBombo
    It's like getting to see the pilot of Mork and Mindy again, if I had been old enough to be high. And had been high.
  6. LaBombo
    Good call, but the Bill Smith Superfund Cleanup Foundation beat me to it. Still hoping to make up the royalties with 'Hillary2028.com'. Silver's presidential candidate aging curve heavily undervalues the intangibles of familiarity and the timeless appeal of pant suits.
  7. LaBombo
    Yes. http://www.brunomars.com/sites/g/files/g2000001576/f/201401/BM-FacebookOG-1200x630_0.jpg
  8. LaBombo
    In case this all goes Nishi, I've preemptively loaded Moneyball and paused it where they start blowing a huge lead and then win it late with a home run by obscure, light-hitting, catcher-turned-1b Joe Mauerberg...
  9. LaBombo
    With a Vengeance. Remember, fists with your toes.
  10. LaBombo
    The kids nowadays have added a lizard and Kirk or Spock, I forget which. Driving the bookies mad...
  11. LaBombo
    If my computer had died just as I read the 's' in surgery, I'd probably stop using the internet for the rest of my life. If you hadn't misspelled 'cancelled', I'd just disregard this as a typical first world problem (.com) for a hyper-successful American. In the absence of those two conditions, my conclusion is that you're an alien sent to destroy civilization as a precursor to invasion.
  12. LaBombo
    No worries. Just make fists with your toes. Saw that in a documentary about either air travel or skyscraper construction, forget which.
  13. LaBombo
    The remedy for that is to just cut out the middleman and hit the batters. Might be one series too late, though...
  14. LaBombo
    Not sure I can keep watching if he'S A NO SHOW for the rest of the season...
  15. LaBombo
    Yeah, and it won't even raise his babip. Plus nice defensive play at DH base, Chubby.
  16. LaBombo
    OmG! Charlie Babbitt made a jo... Just kidding. Well played, sir.
  17. LaBombo
    What about Sirwalter, Scott? And don't worry, he's used to it.
  18. LaBombo
    TD posters reach out in response to the incomprehensible power of the jpg.
  19. LaBombo
    But the Grouper Loaf of the Diego Garcia Expat Club is not to be missed if you're in the neighborhood. Wash it down with a bottle of Nature's Miracle...
  20. LaBombo
    If it's the latter, there's a company that makes several products to both prevent and clean up after... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71hyFUjb3NL._SY355_.jpg
  21. LaBombo
    Scott Ullger? He waved runners from third to the dugout on several occasions, and once sent another on a highly illegal human organ courier trip to Hong Kong.
  22. LaBombo
    And maybe he can Ease Hunter's Pain after his low diving board dive for that ball in the corner...
  23. LaBombo
    http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/002/034/482/hi-res-006e453d3a6e577281cdf2a800ca3319_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=433&q=85 And thanks for not going with 'Suzuki Klutch'. That probably spared me from a college flashback involving a socket wrench and a broken window.
  24. LaBombo
    It's reached the point where you almost hope he goes on the DL for what turns out to have been a nagging injury that the vaunted training staff has been working on for at least a month. He just doesn't seem right, and it's past the point of bad luck following the good luck he had earlier.
  25. LaBombo
    That makes me kind of nostalgic for Gardenhire. Gardy's Twins played the Yankees with all the poise and guile that Cruise played poker with in Stripes... http://www.morethings.com/fan/bill_murray/stripes/bill_murray-stripes1981-1320.jpg "If you'd have scored nine runs your team would've won! You're gettin' good at this!"
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