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  1. LaBombo
    It's in his rookie contract, along with paid time off to fulfill the terms of his wicked huge truffle endorsement deal... http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VkH5dptS54Y/TVInMVOU9qI/AAAAAAAADBQ/q6axyvZ8-u0/s400/lindt.png
  2. LaBombo
    What's the over/under on which inning Molitor has to separate the Mauer brothers and threaten that if they don't sit still and be quiet he'll "turn the dugout around and everyone can just wait until next year to go to Yellowstone..." ?
  3. LaBombo
    Gotta read these more carefully. So it was the person who had the phone and said he was late for a very important date... http://terrymalloyspigeoncoop.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/alice-in-wonderland-white-rabbit2.jpg
  4. LaBombo
    Did that just really happen? Don't want to incorrectly appear as ungrateful for the outstanding Twins' season, but... Did that just really happen?
  5. LaBombo
    No chocolate. Have it on good authority that the world might end if...
  6. LaBombo
    Yes, but not enough to quit. http://i3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/663521752/too_legit_to_quit.jpg?color=BlackWhite&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true
  7. LaBombo
    This is just relentlessly bad baseball, even if you ignore what's at stake...
  8. LaBombo
    Welcome to the I Get Bombo's Joke club. What are your feelings about being president? And yes, GaitGate might enter into some conversations, but...
  9. LaBombo
    Depends on how often you feel that it happens.... http://www.historyrundown.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Moon-landing-400x372.jpg
  10. LaBombo
    This >>>>>>> game is >>>>>> straining my >>>>>love of >>>>>>>>>>>>> baseball.
  11. LaBombo
    The game has come to that. Judging the merits of an intentional walk.
  12. LaBombo
    If only I had a hundred dollar bill for every time I've heard that, including different last words that started with 'F'.
  13. LaBombo
    Smores don't mix with fish. The details of the camping trip from which I garnered this knowledge are not important.
  14. LaBombo
    That would be disappointing under any cirmcumstances, but even more so if it was not a Suburban-sized Tzu that was brought back to life by Spielberg. Either way, any chance it will show up in the flash flood waterfall diorama in whichever museum in Phoenix that you pay ten dollars a head to pan for gold that they take from you and then you end up in a mock underground prison?
  15. LaBombo
    Nu uhh, BroChiefus. Was driving like knievel to get my daughter to her 3D chess lesson at Star Trek immersion school, and Achter passed on our left side in the only Porsche Cayenne in the world that passes the eye test for being the first manned Earth vehicle to land on Mars. PS We were in the {far left} carpool lane when it happened. INORIGHT! http://hdwallpapers.cat/wallpaper/bocephus_gac_singer_country_music_people_hd-wallpaper-115598.jpg
  16. LaBombo
    At the height of Jordan's incredible career, a sports talk guy hyped him with the claim that the top five list of hypothetical contemporary back courts would have to include "Michael Jordan and... you". From 2011-13, the answer to the hypothetical question 'Name the teams whose combined pitchers performed the worst in a game today' was pretty much 'The Twins', and... anyone'. But yeah, pretty freakin' awful. Somewhere a Scott Boras lackey is on the phone right now attempting to negotiate NetJet rates for a contract counter-offer on behalf of a Jugs pitchbot who can sometimes get a batter out.
  17. LaBombo
    There's always chocolate... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8YAhSxOIOe4/hqdefault.jpg
  18. LaBombo
    C'mon, Dave. The way this game is going the Vikings could win by two touchdowns and a safety.
  19. LaBombo
    Anybody watching the game would find it difficult to argue otherwise... http://www.ejection-history.org.uk/AEROBATIC/fairford01.jpg
  20. LaBombo
    Because the logjam of quality starters is keeping him out of the rotation.
  21. LaBombo
    Dick: "Achter had a tough time getting the Twins out of the second." Yes, in much the same way that the Titanic had a tough time getting its passengers across the Atlantic. http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/titanic-sinking.jpg
  22. LaBombo
    Dozier .205/.286/.359 in the second half. That's not a slump. That's an injury or a half-season's worth of unexplained terrible.
  23. LaBombo
    But not in one inning.
  24. LaBombo
    fify. But it's okay because in this case it's clearly medicinal.
  25. LaBombo
    It might come to Traveshamockery before it's over... http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/1754027/8157956/4/flash_player/0/1/miller_2004_president_of_beers_2.jpg
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