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  1. LaBombo
    No need to worry. You're home, twinssporto. You're home.
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  3. LaBombo
    Tentative 'like' given, just in case... ... inadvertent schadenfreude.
  4. LaBombo
    Three bunts a week, or you're on the regional jet to Rochester, in the smelly seat closest to the lav. Just ask Buxton.
  5. LaBombo
    One-two-three ninth by Jepsen or broad daylight appearance by visitors from afar... they're both possible in theory. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bCEo2BVML._AC_UL320_SR238,320_.jpg
  6. LaBombo
    A couple more efforts like that by Jepsen and the league might want to think about making a four run lead in the ninth a save situation. Oh well. A much needed win is a much needed win. Berrios got his K on, Dozier got above Mendoza territory, and Park rolled one up the Mini Matterhorn and into the clown's mouth for his first MLB triple and a free round of miniature golf. All in all, a pretty good night.
  7. LaBombo
    Make sure you agree on a safe word before you play any variation of 'Angry Bear and Unarmed Woodsman' afterward.
  8. LaBombo
    My first job was in third grade, mowing the grass of a rental property my dad owned (see illustration below). http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt47/Lovecartoons1/Cartoons/BadDog.jpg The three primary differences were that my dad was infinitely better at being patient and supportive than the man in the cartoon, I was somewhat worse at mowing than the dog in the cartoon, and to the inevitable delight of anyone good at visualizing, the lawn mower was, in real life, a rider.
  9. LaBombo
    I'm going to guess that it's because it wasn't that long ago that Dozier was practically the only reason to watch this team. That's neither a defense of keeping him at the top of the order or a knock against it. I think that's just where they still are as an organization. Even so, it can't go on much longer like this.
  10. LaBombo
    And a microwave box for the tipout win.
  11. LaBombo
    One of my favorite Styx songs. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/611ImBXgJdL.jpg
  12. LaBombo
    "Maaaaahm! brian's picking on Thrillhouse again!" Seriously, I am sooo telling a moderator on y... Oh. yeah.
  13. LaBombo
    Never know when you'll need to give up a long ball to a lefty on short notice...
  14. LaBombo
    Wrong!!! Take that, filthy hippies. Here it is, straight from the classified section of Crabapple Aficionado magazine: http://orig06.deviantart.net/a5a3/f/2011/351/c/e/steampunk_phone_by_tmc_deluxe-d4jdpoe.jpg
  15. LaBombo
    Ok, but you have to promise not to take the corks off the 'forks until after the fishing opener. I don't want to miss a minute of this uprising.
  16. LaBombo
    That's why the other single on the 45 was 'Good Times Bad Times'... http://www.7inchrecords.com/Discography/LedZeppelin/SgoodtimesSW.jpg And maybe some ' Dazed and Confused' thrown in for good measure.
  17. LaBombo
    Tom Kelly didn't invent the idea of letting young players he didn't want around flail in the quicksand of prolonged on-field struggles, thereby accelerating their disappearance into the muck, but he may have perfected it. So just think of the manager going 'burnt offering to futility' on a young player as a quaint Twins tradition. And isn't tradition one of the things that makes the game great?
  18. LaBombo
    He's still trading on the 3000th hit coming in a Twins uniform, I see.
  19. LaBombo
    That seems a little generous. Triscuits are like mithril after 3 days out in the wild. But yeah, he kinda started to look like he needed a hug or something. On the plus side of the ledger, the Fox postgame crew's round of 'Find a gentler synonym for 'suck' to describe Hughes's night' was a rousing success, I thought.
  20. LaBombo
    You had me at "band name generator".
  21. LaBombo
    So far my three favorite things about his managing are tripling for his 3000th hit, his covert plan to abuse the bunt so badly that MLB bans it forever, and his not being Gardenhire. Now that the novelty of watching someone besides Gardenhire #*@% things up is wearing off, there's not a lot to hang your hat on.
  22. LaBombo
    Suggested gear for start vs. Astros: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71DAWyNQh0L._SY355_.jpg Not pictured: third hand.
  23. LaBombo
    I kinda did before the trade, so, bonus.
  24. LaBombo
    Next stop... the Cezbaaaaah!
  25. LaBombo
    Keeps car from rolling when you get out. http://i.imgur.com/RZrIFYD.jpg
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