I've got this. Peel back the lid a little, but not enough to let fruit cup Fruit escape. Pour Juice down kitchen sink drain and run water after it to prevent fruit flies from instantly materializing.
Don't worry. I've got some 7th inning 'Get to da choppa' memes warming up already. http://orig00.deviantart.net/4bea/f/2010/355/b/3/ducreaux_get_to_the_choppa_by_coresoldier-d35e672.jpg
Improvement on the 3% walk rate looks like it will have to wait for another day, but I'd rather bank on that than hoping a kid with great patience develops greater contact ability.
Not every day you get a homer like that from a thirtyten year old, let alone on a day where it helps chase the starter of a wildcard rival in the first inning.
They're a main rotor Jesus nut away from this kind of ride. http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/67ed9e5c0ae9da2c93d6603daa86162bc2e27587/c=30-0-2114-1561&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/Phoenix/None/2014/10/06/1412616531000-phxdc5-6h92elfr475164xwp7zv-original.jpgHats and other unfastened possessions off to our citizens in uniform...
Bridgette Fonda says that there's nothing to be gained by checking in to see how the Twins are doing... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CGHGM0JAL.jpg
http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Saving-Private-Ryan-5.jpg Pop culture metaphor only. I would never waste my time shooting shooting at a Blackhawks tank with a .45.
"I'm hung over, my knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this $#!^ you can at least say you've with the Yankees." http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2um05MkrfPM/hqdefault.jpg
jokin in the game thread house! Serious, Fangraph-y discussion about the swing and miss ratio of Duffey's curveball underway, but you're a serious student of the game, so jump right in... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yh3dm2vWzq8/maxresdefault.jpg
Mankind's inability to comprehend the idea of a heaven has sometimes been compared to our failure to conceptualize infinity. Thanks to your post, one of those barricades to the evolution of homo sapiens is now removed. And it's only the 6th inning!