Matt Moses?
I will be 75 next month. I played semi- ball for his grandfather, Isaac Moses (pictured below), with the Mt. Sinai Peninsulers. Moses managed for a helluva long time until he gave the on field management to his brother Aaron. Moses had 10 rules, none of which I kept very well.
Always make the 1st or 3rd out at 3rd base.
Ignore metrics.
Only manage semi-pro. You will never have a Div III former pitcher telling you what the lineup is for the evening.
Make sure that your announcers are not from Mt Dumont.
Umps are free game, open season 12 months a year. Get tossed once every 10 games.
Chew tobacco. Red Barn, preferably.
Catchers can never have a knee on the ground.
Every member needs to bring a case (12) balls to the first game of the year. Kids can keep ‘em if they go foul.
Try one left-handed shortstop every year. It will confuse the opponents.
Let the pitcher hit. Interjects some humor into drubbings.
He made an 11th rule at the end of my playing days. Never hire the Mayor of Ft Myers for 3rd base coach.