If you think DickBert are bottom five, I question how many broadcast teams you've really listened to consistently. There are some truly awful groups out there: White Sox, Nats, Cards (oy, McCarver), Royals (Hudler destroys any good that might come from Physioc). And this ranking from 2014 kinda cements that feeling. They have the Twins listed seventh (mainly on the strength of Kelly/Morris), which is too high in my opinion but the fact is that most broadcast teams are a mix of mediocre and terrible, just like DickBert. This is a pretty amusing read, really. http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/your-mlb-local-tv-announcer-rankings.html