Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 4/30 @ 7:10pm CT

Look at the lettuce on this dude

Remember... Dozier got a gold glove. Please never quote those as proof a fielder is good. Ever.

Eh... Dozier is generally a pretty smart player. I’m not going to hold one boneheaded move against him.

 

But you’re also right that gold gloves don’t mean a hell of a lot. Dozier isn’t a GG fielder IMO.

I am a hyper-competitive guy, and I am assuming a lot of these guys are too. Therefore...

 

So I don't say this lightly but I'd like to see someone emerge with a black eye after this game tonight. Or water coolers. Even better. I guess.

 

I hate these clowns from the grand casino commercial, yukking it up and drinking out of mason jars

Doesn't sound like an unreasonable reaction to the game. Are you looking for less yukking and more drinking?

 

I know, I just wanted to post that picture

 

Another unsuspecting Twins reliever about to enter the game...

 

What happened to Justin? Haven't heard a peep from him in a while.

Doesn't sound like an unreasonable reaction to the game. Are you looking for less yukking and more drinking?

I’m on beer number 2 myself

What happened to Justin? Haven't heard a peep from him in a while.

He went home probably, like we all wish we could

Remember when Hunter and Morneau cared enough to get into a fight? Good times

What happened to Justin? Haven't heard a peep from him in a while.

He left after the fourth or fifth inning. Bremer mentioned it.

 

He left after the fourth or fifth inning. Bremer mentioned it.

Odd. Did he mention why?

 

Probably explains why there was a 3 man booth

Also it might go unnoticed, but with that pop out by Mauer the Twins are approaching a record for weakly hit foul pop outs tonight.

rally time, come on Escy!

 

Well there is one positive in this game boys and girls. We will not have to watch that fat old crooked hat wearing clown 

 

 

http://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/cinemania-cdn/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/17122350/gandalf01.jpg?

 

Remember when Hunter and Morneau cared enough to get into a fight? Good times

 

And do internet wiseguys a favor and hit Nick Punto in the process.

Dodgers just lost their third baseman for the year. Maybe Dozier.. nm.

About to go 1 for our last 11, folks

 

He left after the fourth or fifth inning. Bremer mentioned it.

I don't blame him

morneau to pinch hit?

Gotdamn Kepler has lightning in his bat

Odd. Did he mention why?

 

Probably explains why there was a 3 man booth

He didn’t mention it directly that I remember but it was implied that he’s doing partial games and will do more in the future.

Kepler is a fricken animal. Come on Robbie.

 

Also, Sano must really be unavailable if he isn't hitting here 

A base hit ties the game up...
 

Is it our year?

What's German for 'on fire'?

I like this Kepler kid. I’ve always liked him but my affection was muted a bit after last season. I shouldn’t have underestimated his ability to adjust.

We...are not good

Please call up Wade.

too bad we dont have a bat on the bench.....

Meh.

Well, we lost, but at least it was fun (if a loss can be fun)

 

Lets hope Gibby has his good stuff tomorrow. At least the bats looked a little better tonight. See y'all tomorrow. Go Twins.