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Article: The Twins' New Year's Resolutions


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Aaron Hicks and Pedro Florimon: Raise our collective On-Base Percentage to over .600

Life Resolution: Write a co-autobiography/memoir of their sophomore explosions--not unlike Keyshawn Johnson's unforgettable rookie memoir Just Give Me the Damn Ball!: The Fast Times and Hard Knocks of an NFL Rookie. Suggested title? Just Hit the Damn Ball: The Slick Gloves and Trained Bats of Two Spectacular Sophomores

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Sconnie baseball resolution: watch enough twins baseball to learn the AAAA players names.

 

Life resolution: get used to the idea that the first base man will hit 340 with 9 hr and 90 RBI with no one else close until 2015/2016

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