Entire Mets roster currently on a plane to Georgia...

[kydoty]

Former Mets' pitcher Kris Benson escaped gun-wielding 'ninja' wife after she asked for a lighter, 911 call reveals - NYPOST.com

 

It’s just that “we have been married for 15 years, and he can’t keep it in his pants. He can’t stop ****ing my friends, in my house. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t love him.”

[snepp]

There are only about dozen screws loose in that head.

[nicksaviking]

When are these guys going to learn to stop marrying strippers?

[diehardtwinsfan]

I seem to remember her promising to screw the entire roster/staff of some mlb team if he cheated on her... wonder if she fulfilled that promise.