Article: Series Preview: Twins vs Tigers, 6/14-6/16

[greengoblinrulz]

back on pace for 89 losses & they've played WAY over their heads!!!

[ashbury]

Poor game. Hope the braintrust has some ideas.

[Bark's Lounge]

Dull game. Too late to ask everyone to mention the weirdest medical procedure anyone's had? Or maybe a close family member?

 

I've been lucky and have nothing better than a colonoscopy to mention.

 

Well, because I am a half breed of an Elk and Human, I unfortunately had to have surgery to remove my antlers. Just to be honest, they were not a full on antler set. They were just nubs growing from my head - sort of like the depictions you get from a stereotypical devil or Satan visual.

 

If I can rid myself of these hoofs - things should work out better for me. I will be freed of my chains and able to join the homosapien community.

 

I reject my country folk upbringing!

[snepp]

Twins win!

 

 

 

Right?

[ashbury]

Well' date=' because I am a half breed of an Elk and Human, [/quote']

 

Since I married a nice girl from Chicago, I like to tell my kids that they are half Irish and half Human. (My nice girl from Chicago does not find this as hilarious as I do.) No surgery results from this admixture however.