Game Thread: Twins@Mariners, 4/25, 8:10 p.m.

[ashbury]

  It's an interesting language. I took 4 years of Latin, so Italian came pretty easy, but they have a ton of words borrowed from other languages, and they are sticklers for cleaning words up and matching suffixes.

And they rrrrrroll their tongues just to show off.

[Craig Arko]

Here's the D-minor close out from the organist.

 

[Platoon]

Oh, and just so you know, not that you want to know, while you all were talking about which women you want to be on an island with, I bought 2 pairs of shoes. That was much more interesting to me.

. But you would not need shoes if you go to the island with me! The Lawerence sisters will do all the work. We will feast on coconut juice, papaya, and the aforementioned occasional wild roasted boar!

[Platoon]

I would never ever ever ever cook for you, not even for one of Brian's insane scenarios where the Twins win the WS for the rest of eternity.

. What if you got to watch all those WS with Jenmifer Lawerence?

[Circus Boy]

 

If you were guaranteed that the Twins would make the playoffs if you give up indoor plumping...

 

 

Would You do It?

 

Indoor plumbing? What's that?

[JB_Iowa]

Fell asleep when it was 8-3.  Glad you all preserved the victory.  

[Circus Boy]

 

Ooou, forgot to say ... this is a Circus Boy update.

 

New drinking game: Down a Grain Belt every time my name is used.

[Circus Boy]

 

Indirectly... It was Ackley that led to the thought. There are a bunch of beards in baseball these days. 

 

ZZ Top is no longer unique. 

 

Someone call ZZ Top and find out if they can play outfield.