Carlos Rodon - you're going to hate this guy

[Paul Pleiss]

Those are three great players, with great narratives too.

 

Obviously rooting for the Twins first and foremost, but if the White Sox are the ones to unseat Detroit, I won't be sad about it.

The only reason I would ever cheer for the B!tch Sox is if the Twins were half a game up on whoever the Sox were playing the last game of the season. And even then I'd root for the other team to lose, or just be happy that the Twins would get a game 163. There's no reason to cheer for the ChiSox. I'm not even sure if I'd urinate on them if they were on fire (although I'd consider doing so if they weren't). Maybe that's too graphic. But I don't like them or their ChiSoxian ways. I do not like them in a house, I do not like them with a mouse, I do not like them Sam I am, I do not like Chicago Sox.

[ashbury]

 

I'm not a Vikings fan so I have no strong feelings about the Packers.

You could be a Magnus Carlsen fan and still should hate the Packers.