Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/22 @ 6:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

Or a Mauer 2-strike swing.

Or the after-effects of my lunch.

Take your pick.

Depends. How many balls vs. Mauer? Runners on? Score? Inning?

Season? Clutch? "Cowardice?"

 

Warm panel truck sushi 4 your lunch? Flu or allergy season?

 

Firm up the numbers and get back to us.

[LaBombo]

Ouch. Gardy singles out Florimon for the error credited as a hit. What's the NASDAQ abbreviation for PFlo stock again? Not that I was looking to panic sell or anything...

[jokin]

Ouch. Gardy singles out Florimon for the error credited as a hit. What's the NASDAQ abbreviation for PFlo stock again? Not that I was looking to panic sell or anything...

 

No need to panic. I've had a short sale in on PFLO for about a week now. I give full thanks and credit Gardy for getting all of the info out and making it public so there's no SEC investigation when I profitably cover my short. (But I think there will be an investigation into the official scorekeeper in St Petersburg, re: Tampa Rays player batting averages- have fielding errors been banned in Tropicana?)

[Gibby]

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark on Gibby's ERA.

 

In more positive news, I heard he shot an 82 on the links yesterday.

 

Nope. Shot a 79.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nope. Shot a 79.

Better'n that on the back nine, I'm sure.