I like everything about soccer, except the soccer. I like the excitement of the crowds, the controversies, the passion, the blatant diving. The WAGS. In supposedly socialist Europe, soccer is a true meritocracy. There is promotion and relegation. Success is rewarded, failure is punished. There is no draft, no salary cap. There is no limit to the size of your team, only how many you can dress for a game. There is no competitive balance. The good teams are much better than the poor teams. The actual games I fast forward through until there is a goal. I can only imagine what a soccer fan, used to continuous action, thinks while watching a baseball game. Ten men standing around, usually doing nothing. For three hours. Of course, to a baseball fan, there is more to it than that. There are subtleties, and the anticipation of impending action. The one thing I will never understand is MLS. Who wants to watch a league of Americans play soccer, might as well have a league of Americans play hockey.