A conversation on the last day to claim Cron.... Falvey: Rocco what do you think about Cron? Rocco: Derek I'm trying to catch up on the new computer systems but haven't gotten to the chapter on Cron yet Levine: I believe Derek was speaking about CJ, he's switched into human mode, wants to know what you know about Cron as a person? Will he fit in our new culture...Glad to hear you're using the Analytical Playbook we wrote though! Falvey: Oh. The hits just keep on coming! [whacks Levine in the face with a Analytical Playbook] Levine: Ow! Give it a smell! Falvey: I love our new job. Rocco: You guys could do this every day! Falvey: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open. Levine: That is nicely put. Rocco: Don't you think that's a little weird, a little psycho? Levine: D'you know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent teams with money to spend. They make all the calls, talk with agents, ask for contract demands. You know what they hear? They hear "we'll get back to you", "we've got another meeting with New York and will get back to you after that", "are you really in MN in December?" Falvey: YANKEES. Gettin' every guy we want. And if it's not them it's those BoSo's in Boston or LA...now it's even the White Sox......arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhh! Levine: And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: we should just offer more money...more years more prospects...somedays I just wish someone would just go bill those yucking Fankees. Falvey: Bill 'em all. Admit it Roc, even you've thought about it. Rooco: Bill em? I must have missed that chapter as well.... Falvey: Bill them for all the calls, trips, dinners, video montages, scoreboard images Levine: Don't forget the personal anguish and embarrassment we've had to endure with each failed signing Falvey: Yea, that too...we're gonna bill them for everything...it's not fair they get everyone Rocco: You guys should be in every major league city. This is some heavy stuff. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man. Levine: Now Roc... are you sure that you're obee-kaybee? Rocco: I just don't know how you do it...how do you manage to sort through everything and make a decision on who to sign? Falvey: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who. Rocco: Me. I'm the guy. I know everyone. I know their habits, who they hang out with. I got phone numbers, addresses. I know who they're sleeping with, I know where they live. We could sign EVERYONE from Tampa. Levine: So what do you think? Falvey: I'm strangely comfortable with it. Rocco: I'll catch you on the flip side.