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  1. Well, I admire the heck outta ya. Enjoy the game threads. I'm going to be on the third base line every chance I get, because I'm sick with it.
  2. I don't know, man. I feel what you're saying, but their deal is all about grabbing casual fans who are looking for a fun thing to do in the summer. I can't stop those people, and I'm not going to stop attending games because that's what I love to do more than anything else. I think they cracked the code. So it goes...
  3. I hope for his sake that the Twins move him. I feel for the guy. Utter nonsense the way he's been jerked around.
  4. Am I in the right place? This is the 'How Much You Like Porn' thread, is it not?
  5. I'd do nothing but watch video compilations of people falling down. All day and all night!
  6. WAR, what is it good for?
  7. I've got the plan, guys. I'm going to do my best to suppress all memory of "Byron Buxton." Totally wipe him of my hard drive. Then, when he comes back, I'll just be all like, 1) schwing! or 2) dang, not another one of these guys.
  8. Haven't heard that one. Sweeeet.
  9. Few more of these babies, and your Minnesota Twins might be looking at some Octooooober baseball!
  10. So, first time through the order should look something like... Joe Mauer(L) 1B - Ball in Play, no out(s) Eduardo Nunez(R ) SS - Ball in play, out(s) Brian Dozier(R ) 2B - K Trevor Plouffe(R ) 3B - K Miguel Sano(R ) RF-Solo HR Byung-ho Park(R ) DH - Solo HR Oswaldo Arcia(L) LF - Solo HR Kurt Suzuki(R ) C - Ball in play, out(s) Danny Santana(S) CF - Strikeout The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  11. Well, hey, I mean, you're one of my greatest influences.
  12. Are you trying to get yourself killed?
  13. ...but I'm also what doctors refer to as "kind of an idiot."
  14. I kinda do.
  15. Holy f---. The f---ing wild got f---ing Boudreaux. Eff!
  16. That IBB to Cabrera was unfathomably dumb, right guys?
  17. I only wish this damn pork shoulder could get cooked as quickly as these twins. This is going to take hours.
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