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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    I say Sa-YES to 3rd Base!
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    Extra! Extra! Prez sez flexibility is key!
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    The stats are juiced!
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    Right you are.
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    Geez, just noticed that Scorpion has dubbed in for Arica in right.
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    That curveball is sinister.
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    Hocking, you went too far man, you went to far. Horses don't wear wedding gear, that's too high maintenance. Why would a human marry one of them if they had to throw out the cash for that? She's quite little philly though. But you're on the money. Au naturale, baby.
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    I bought a horse.
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    You're two Wilburys short.
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    Boom still got it.
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    I said am i right, you guys?!!
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    Boy, I guess 'Berrios' is spanish for my ex-wife! Right, guys?
  13. Pardon My Dinger
    Well, there you go Vanimal. Swap in a sheep for your hilarious Bear jokes and we're golden.
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    I'm pretty sure Burr-ios is closer to the way Jose would say it. The emphasis is on the 'ree.'
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    Bae-rios
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    I predict he will walk out onto the field and wonder "where the hell is everybody?"
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    Yuh.
  18. Pardon My Dinger
    Are you agreeing with me or not? Need to know which side I'm on, here.
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    Let's see if we can't get you caught up on the Sid takes. 1. Joe Mauer is good. 2. Target Field is new and nice. But the music is very loud, if you want to call it that. 3. I don't know what everyone's complaining about--we won the World Series, didn't we? ...Didn't we? 4. I am so tired. 5. The Twins play baseball. Hope that helps.
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    ...So...we're cool, then?
  21. Pardon My Dinger
    Davis, Duffy, Hochevar, Gee, Wang. Their pen is full of guys who had experience starting.
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    Always-- Music isn't the problem. I think it's pretty clear that the real issue at hand is that you and your parents have stumbled into some kind of wormhole, and now have been transported to the year 1991! This is a pickle indeed. I'm not sure how nor if you'll make the journey back to live society. All I know is that all the Gordon goddamn Lightfoot in the world isn't going to save you now. Best wishes.
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    What about spiders? Like, giant spiders. What's our play?
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    Gotta know: where does one find wifi in 1957?
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    Celestino. That will be my son's name. Or daughter. Or new cat. Doesn't even matter.
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