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  1. Platoon
    I will take door #2, please.
  2. Platoon
    I do exactly the same thing. TD is the limit of my social media. But....... While my wife shows me pic of interest, family, oddities, and kitties, I don't ever go and look on my own. And I have no interest of someone is going grocery shopping or off to take a nap. I will admit to hating it when someone says they are going to ,ow lawn, it puts a lot of stress on me to then mow mine!
  3. Platoon
    This suddenly occurred to me! The image of Brian just wearing a thong, either forwards or backwards, makes the amount of time involved, irrelevant! That said, his announcing that while at the end of the queue boarding the plane, would likely cause enhanced loading at the very least. Either that or mass hysteria!
  4. Platoon
    #2. The Jetway. An experienced cattle hand uses one of those battery operated prong shockers. It keeps them doogies moving, rawhide. I also bet they would be effective on those flights when they try and pack extra people on de plane, de plane!
  5. Platoon
    . But who's dream? The answer will determine exactly how creepy that sentence was? :).
  6. Platoon
    With Sano and Polance on the left side there is a 50/50 chance a GB will not be caught! . I love Polanco's bat, he looks like he can flat out hit. But if you give up the glove to put Sano at third, which I would try, you need a glove first guy at SS. And we don't have one here, now. As for EE, his downfall as a utility guy could be Santana's ability to play all OF positions also. With the Twins always at 13 pitchers this means quite a bit. He ain't Buxton level defense, but by now I hope Grossman has played himself out of consideration for '17.
  7. Platoon
    What made this so odd, is that on other occasions he will challenge a call that is much more questionable, in the first inning, or even has done in in the first AB! This is another sign of is total lack of consistency when he manages. Very seat of the pants!
  8. Platoon
    Elmore! One of the greats!
  9. Platoon
    A swinging third strike by Grossman?
  10. Platoon
    I must write good, I do all these things.
  11. Platoon
    Then you haven't been watching closely. :). We catch ground balls with the same enthusiasm, and profiency as my wife catching mice!
  12. Platoon
    Typical Canadian, shows up for The War of 1812 two years late!
  13. Platoon
    I don't think we are supposed to. But I still don't know why Chi doesn't like VB?
  14. Platoon
    It could be a long night, the group seems to be turning on each other earlier than normal! And we haven't even had our first error committed, or ran into an out!
  15. Platoon
    I don't know what they called it, but I don't think they can see Russia from there!
  16. Platoon
    Van was confused also!
  17. Platoon
    that's it, I surrender! sheesh
  18. Platoon
    And everyone always says how polite the Candians are? .
  19. Platoon
    That could apply to some on here also. Mom peaks down her basement steps every once in awhile. I hate when she does that, I am in my mid 40's and easily able to care for myself in her basement!
  20. Platoon
    The term coherent and GT should never be sued in the same post.
  21. Platoon
    Isn't that where Custers scout miscounted the Native Americans? Little known fact, that scout lived, and ended up scouting the Far East for the Twins!
  22. Platoon
    I called, and someone with an accent, who claimed his name was Benjamin, offered to sell me 165 Viagra pills for only $239 plus of course S/H! When I asked if this could be a monthly recurring shipment, he hung up on me!
  23. Platoon
    I had called in to the Whine Line to tell this story from the phone booth in Faith, but I was put on hold for so long the temp in the booth reached epic proportions, and I ran out of quarters! The least the Whine Line could do is have a toll free number!
  24. Platoon
    I spent most of my time strapped face down on the table. (I still don't know what they intended to learn in that position), but I did hear them talking about two subjects they had abducted a couple weeks ago. One was a taller guy who they picked up first. Later they captured a early 60's bald guy, out for a ride on his HD. Everything apparently was fine until they put the bald guy in a cage next to the tall guy! The bald guy went bats*^t crazy. They couldn't keep both of them, so they dropped the tall guy off in So. Cal. They kept the bald guy. It sounded like they hadn't gotten any info out of him yet, he just sits in the corner of his cage muttering "pitch to contact" and "metrics my ass" or something like that. English is a second language to aliens!
  25. Platoon
    Despite RB's assertion, alien abductions are not that rare. I was taken in late May while driving a lonely gravel road at one am on a moonless night. Like many I was to be used as a science experiment. As they were strapping me to the table and readying the probe, I asked what they were looking for? "We are attempting to ascertain the abilities of the human levels of patience, intelligence, and the ability to withstand pain and suffering"? Wow, I said! That's quite a project! How long will this take? Will I be home in time to watch the Twins game? All I remember after that is the head alein shaking his head, and mumbling something about. "There's nothing to learn here" and I woke up in my Ford Bronco, just east of Faith SD! I know many will doubt this tale, and I can't remember the exact date, but I do remember it was a night the Twins lost!
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