It seemed like a good idea at the time! An often thought but many times regretted canard. The latest involved a request for GT volunteers. You know the drill. Anyone who wants to help, take one step forward. Suddenly you turn around, and find out everyone else took a step back, but you. Your habitual lack of attention which manifested itself somewhere around kindergarten, has finally caught up with you, there is nowhere to run. So you Sally forth. (When I typed that, it suddenly dawned on me that is where the name for that comic strip came from. It's amazing how dense one can be over that many years.) One of the defined requirements for a GT is positivity, which eliminates virtually all Twins related baseball talk. Leaving us with politics, religion, and Detroit. Leaving us with in essence, Detroit. One question I have always wondered about, well maybe not always, is why are the Detroit Tigers, the Tigers? Is it because Cincinnati stole the Bengals? Or because the oblong ball team took the Lions? What up with Detroit and large kitties? I can see the Minnesota Twins, the Dallas Cowboys, the LA Angels, and the Washington Generals. But I know of no tropical jungles in Detroit suitable for large cat habitat. That said, maybe there are large felines roaming the streets, which brings us to......... Outward flight. It's well known that Detroit proper has been losing population for years, but the emigration reached a preposterous level recently when 1500 Detroitians tried to sneak into Canada, across the St. Clair river via rafts, inner tubes, and other non bouyant vessels. Braving carp infested waters, these emigrants left Detroit with only the clothes on their backs, and looking at some pics, not even that much. The ever alert Homeland Security forces in Sarnia quickly captured the interlopers. Wishing to avoid another Bay of Pigs public relations disaster, the US and Canadian governments quickly organized an exchange wherein Canada bussed the miscreants back across the river in exchange for Justin Morneau, Celine Dion, and the Stanley Cup. But Canada being Canada, all were first given a free medical exam, and gift certificates to Tim Hortons, eh. Since Detroit is in Michigan I think a comment or two on the state itself is warranted. Michigan has those unique 'Michigan Left Turns'. Wherein you turn right, drive halfway to Kalamazoo, make a U-turn and try and make up for lost time. And in an effort to make driving more confusing, have intersected I69 and I96 in Lansing. Due to the lack of attention referenced in Par 1, I found myself headed westbound, staring at a sign that said Grand Rapids, 40 miles, while attempting to go to Toronto. While my lack of awareness, was a mitigating factor, the MDOT decision to have these two freeways intersect at all, was irresponsible at best. The weather. It's gonna be gorgeous! No chance of a lost Dozier home run to bemoan, no weather related short starts taxing the BP, and no watching a FSN video about past Twins greats. Actually I don't think any FSN at all. Too bad, as Berrios is scheduled to hurl. Today's lineup: Tigers Daniel Norris (L) 1. Ian Kinsler ® 2B 2. Tyler Collins (L) CF 3. Miguel Cabrera ® 1B 4. Victor Martinez (S) DH 5. J.D. Martinez ® RF 6. Justin Upton ® LF 7. Casey McGehee ® 3B 8. James McCann ® C 9. Andrew Romine (S) SS Twins Jose Berrios ® 1. Brian Dozier ® 2B 2. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 3. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 4. Trevor Plouffe ® 1B 5. Miguel Sano ® DH 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 8. Juan Centeno (L) C 9. Danny Santana (S) CF