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  1. USAFChief
    There's literally an article currently on TD listing the 10 highest WPA HRs for the 2019 Twins. Schoop is on the list.
  2. USAFChief
    Ulcerative colitis. Wow.
  3. USAFChief
    Cron. About time.
  4. USAFChief
    So, believe it or not, I was hiking with some friends in the desert and came upon a sort of, Middle Eastern looking bottle. "What the hey," I though, and gave it a rub. Sure enough, out popped a genie. My friends and I just stood there, mouths open, in shock. "Well," said the genie. "Get the stoned look off your face. I will grant you one of three things, you can have infinite money, infinately great looks, or infinate wisdom." I thought for only a second, and said "I'll take the infinate wisdom." Boom, just like that, I had it. "What's it like?" asked one of my friends. Without hesitation, I replied, "I should have taken the money."
  5. USAFChief
    Nice hustle from the Tiger catcher there.
  6. USAFChief
    I am laying 3-2 that, before all is said and done, we hear Gibby's struggles are related to the "long half innings from the offense."
  7. USAFChief
    Screaming double in the box score.
  8. USAFChief
    Don't be ridiculous. Kirk Cousins doesn't have the arm strength to cause a concussion.
  9. USAFChief
    Nice play Schoop, nice dig Polanco.
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  11. USAFChief
    sore knee, according to the Sox broadcast. Said it was bothering him yesterday, too.
  12. USAFChief
    Second IBB to Cruz, this time withOUT a base open.
  13. USAFChief
    Soooo. coming home from work today, I was doing, oh....maybe 25 MPH over the speed limit. Sure enough, I glance in the mirror and see flashing lights, maybe a block and a half back, pretty clearly coming after me. I thought, "y'know, he's almost two blocks behind, maybe if I speed UP, I can get home before he catches me." Well, that's a really bad idea, amirght? So after a couple stupid seconds, I pulled over and waited. Up walks Mr Policeman, ticket book in hand. "Do you know why I pulled you over sir?" he asked. "Yeah, I suppose. I was doing a little bit more than the speed limit." "A little bit?" he asked. "More like 25, but I tell you what...I'm off work in 5 minutes, and if you can give me a good reason why I shouldn't ticket you, even after you SPED UP when I flashed my lights, I'll let you go. I don't really need the paperwork." "Well, sir, to be honest, my wife just ran off with a cop a couple days ago." "And?" he said, starting to jot on his ticket book. "I though you were trying to return her."
  14. USAFChief
    STOP WITH THE AGE CRACKS!!!
  15. USAFChief
    This is how you should be treating Ross Detweiler.
  16. USAFChief
    OK, so if you don't have TV, here's a synopsis. Sano calls time and starts to back out, not granted by ump. Sano jumps back into the box and drills a hard DP ball right at SS. Ball is hit so hard it sorta knocks Anderson over, dribbling out into shallow left field. Rosario digs for third, draws a throw, which hits him and dribbles to the catcher. Got that?
  17. USAFChief
    Time to put this game away, Sano-zee.
  18. USAFChief
    No, but then again my fastball has lost a little over the years.
  19. USAFChief
    Schoop needs to be in the lineup against every LHer.
  20. USAFChief
    GIve me a break.
  21. USAFChief
    Nor in a nearly empty movie theater, for that matter.
  22. USAFChief
    Dismal start. How does Ross Detweiler pitch a 1-2-3 top of the first, with 2 K's?
  23. USAFChief
    last 7 days: OPS .523 (coming into tonight) last 14 days: .617 last 28 days: .705
  24. USAFChief
    Routine half inning from the Duffmeister.
  25. USAFChief
    yes.
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