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  1. USAFChief
    As someone really smart and insightful said--don't remember where I read it--"Nothing says rebuild like Robbie Grossman leading off."
  2. USAFChief
    Gross, man.
  3. USAFChief
    Perfect game GONE!!!
  4. USAFChief
    94 from Shoemaker?
  5. USAFChief
    Indeed. And it's out-*******-standing. Sour cream and onion chips on the side, with an orange pop.
  6. USAFChief
    DING DING DING>>>>>>>>>>> "Phillipe Phillope" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OOOOOOH THAT'A A GOOD ONE!!!1!
  7. USAFChief
    Yes. ... //Feel a little cheap accepting the obvious setup...
  8. USAFChief
    No, sorry.
  9. USAFChief
    Man, I step away for lunch, come back, and Shoemaker STILL isn't out of the bottom of the 2nd??!? That can't be good.
  10. USAFChief
    TIme to make a grilled ham and cheese with leftover Easter ham. I'll be back.
  11. USAFChief
    But he battles his tail off...gives 110%.
  12. USAFChief
    Eh, not likely. The Twins ran up 37 K's on BP just over the weekend.
  13. USAFChief
    Sorry, not the answer we were looking for. Good one, though.
  14. USAFChief
    See, there's the conundrum. Once he gives up a hit, he's untradeable.
  15. USAFChief
    What does one call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
  16. USAFChief
    Shoemaker: Great FA sign, or greatest of all time? Discuss.
  17. USAFChief
    Not any more, he doesn't.
  18. USAFChief
    You know your rebuild is going well when you feature Robbie Grossman in the leadoff spot.
  19. USAFChief
    That de-escalated quickly.
  20. USAFChief
    Poor plate appearance, Rooker!
  21. USAFChief
    FTFY.
  22. USAFChief
    Nice.
  23. USAFChief
    By the by, I didn't get the expected response when I gave Mrs Chief her perfect birthday gift today. I just don't understand women.
  24. USAFChief
    Arraez and take note.
  25. USAFChief
    Maybe the "Field Of Dreams" in Iowa? Get Costner and James Earl Jones to throw out the first pitches.
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