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  1. USAFChief
    That's when Sano blasts his second one of the night...this one into orbit. Y'know...one that "brings rain."
  2. USAFChief
    "I've decided that my Thought #1 is going to be my lineup from now on out." Idiot! Moroon! He's got (insert name here) batting in the (insert lineup spot here) instead of in the (insert lineup spot one away from previous choice here)! No wonder this team can't score any runs!! My GOD, what is this man THINKING??!1!!? He changes the lineup WAY TOO OFTEN, how are these guys supposed to get comfortable // He NEVER changes the lineup, he's on AUTOPILOT for god's sake! (note: pick one of your choosing) Note to RB: If you're going to play manager and post lineups, I just wanted to help you get the full experience. You're welcome.
  3. USAFChief
    I really enjoy these. Thanks!
  4. USAFChief
    Enjoying the peppermint schnapps tonight, Chi?
  5. USAFChief
    It's where you leave the shift lever when you're done driving.
  6. USAFChief
    Winnah. /yawn
  7. USAFChief
    GET! HIM!! OOUUUUUTTTT@ //channeling Chitown//
  8. USAFChief
    I'm guessing either of those end the same way.
  9. USAFChief
    Is this a trick question?
  10. USAFChief
    Ha ha ha. He already blew any chance he had when she found out he was a Twins fan.
  11. USAFChief
    I'm out of likes. Jeebus. Just shoot me now.
  12. USAFChief
    scooped by spinowner. Jeebus. Just shoot me now.
  13. USAFChief
    Whew. He didn't, so phone and TV saved.
  14. USAFChief
    Maybe...but if I'm managing there's a real short leash on Milone.
  15. USAFChief
    obligatory
  16. USAFChief
    IT'S HAPPENING!!1!
  17. USAFChief
    "Walk him and pitch to the giraffe."
  18. USAFChief
    I have no idea either, folks.
  19. USAFChief
    Uh-oh. NEW clubhouse leader for POTN.
  20. USAFChief
    Too tense. Gotta relax. "Whatta ya do to an elephant with three balls?"
  21. USAFChief
    Positively FEIN-dish.
  22. USAFChief
    New leader for POTN.
  23. USAFChief
  24. USAFChief
    Really makes you see red, don't it?
  25. USAFChief
    Hey...didn't you used to be Trevor May?
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