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  1. Lady Astor: "If I were married to you I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "If I were married to you I'd drink it."
  2. Well, I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
  3. What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?
  4. Welcome to the show, rook. Have a seat.
  5. Damnit! If Castro's drive gets down for a triple that would have been Joey's 4th career sac fly!
  6. I like Cole Sands chances of pitching in this game.
  7. Dunno. This seems more your area of expertise. Ba-dum-tschhhh
  8. The early hope is that any injury won't negatively affect its range, which was already pretty limited
  9. and lemme tell ya, a guy needs to get up prettttty early in the afternoon to ninja Stringer
  10. Dunno. I remember a couple ground balls that seemed to me to accelerate after contacting Tsuyoshi Nishioka's glove.
  11. Speaking of Duran, Jered Kelenic was placed on the IL today, after breaking his foot on the water cooler following his 9th inning K last night. https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2023/07/mariners-to-promote-cade-marlowe-for-mlb-debut.html
  12. Maybe he misread a poorly worded sentence. How about: "At thirtytwo, Arenado is nearly four years younger than Goldschmidt."
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