I feel the need to share this. I've been married four times. My first marriage was, luckily enough, to a really wealthy debutante. Didn't last, but I found a beautiful actress and much to my surprise, she said yes. Didn't last. I then married a preacher lady, and my most recent Mrs Chief is an undertaker. ... wait for it... .... one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.