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  1. USAFChief
    http://everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jesse-dancing-funny-breaking-bad.gif
  2. USAFChief
    Or like a runner not fast, not slow, but half fast.
  3. USAFChief
    FUGLY. Get em tomorrow, Add-ull-bert-toe.
  4. USAFChief
    Fun fact...Bauer was selected prior to Lindor in the 2011 MLB draft.
  5. USAFChief
    http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Inglorious-Bastards.gif
  6. USAFChief
    The REO Speedwagon "picture in the elevator" story would be a lot cooler if the lady had actually known--at the time the picture was being taken--who it was she was taking a picture with.
  7. USAFChief
    They gotta wait in line behind Breslow.
  8. USAFChief
    http://cdn.travelpulse.com/images/99999999-9999-9999-9999-999999999999/79ef626e-0a7c-e511-8b9f-0050568e420d/630x355.jpg bring em all up.
  9. USAFChief
    I missed it...what'd DanSan do?
  10. USAFChief
    Mind. Boggling.
  11. USAFChief
    Speaking of aging -- bah dum tschh -- Mrs Chief is trying out this tip she picked up on Pinterest for removing wrinkles from her neck and face. She's going braless.
  12. USAFChief
    Sano looks like a legit middle of the order big league hitter. That's one.
  13. USAFChief
    I was hoping it would be at least May before anyone referred to that from Haley as "Looked good."
  14. USAFChief
    So I've know this guy for years and years. And I'm, uh, getting just a bit forgetful these days. I was so embarrassed the other day...we were playing gin rummy, penny a point ain't no one keepin' score, like we've done every week for decades. I looked at my friend, and sheepishly said, "This is terrible, but...I'm drawing a blank here. What is your name again?" He got this very angry look on his face as he stared at me, unblinking, for at least 30 seconds. Finally, he shook his head disgustedly and said, "I'll hafta get back to ya on that."
  15. USAFChief
    Huh. Mauer GIDP after taking two strikes. Don't see that every day.
  16. USAFChief
    Yes.
  17. USAFChief
    First rule of holes, Levi...when you're in one, stop digging.
  18. USAFChief
    True, but Perkins, Nathan, and Hawkins, for example, had good fastballs, that became even better when they went to the pen. They lacked the consistent command and secondary pitches to be effective starters, but could effectively pitch short stints with one secondary pitch and an uptick in velocity. Gibson doesn't have the FB to form the basis of effective short relief, IMO. It might work, but he's starting out behind most of the guys you listed.
  19. USAFChief
    I think he might be just across the river in St Paul. Plenty of time to get him here for the top of the 8th.
  20. USAFChief
    winner.
  21. USAFChief
    This is why you can't leave 5 runners on in the first two innings last night and lose 3-1.
  22. USAFChief
    Can still get a win though.
  23. USAFChief
    Speaking of my last trip to the doctor, he asked me for a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. So I gave him my underwear.
  24. USAFChief
    That's not Haley's Comet. That's Sano's blast to CF in Detroit.
  25. USAFChief
    Just meet Breslow in the clubhouse, Falvine, and ask for the uniform. "Thanks, we appreciate it, but we're going another way. Best of luck, where do we forward the check?"
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