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  1. I don't know... I presume there is someone out there who likes big macs so much, he might already be in heaven if he got to eat one every day... Is this heaven? No it's McDonalds. Would you like fries with that?
  2. Whatever happened to Ponderosa?
  3. I have confidence in Mr. Fraley. A writer's only beat if he thinks he is.
  4. Weren't we talking about Jeopardy? What is questiong all those answers about meteors, Alex? (wait isn't it someone new since i last paid attention?)
  5. Wait... Is it hammer time already? Or should i stop? (hoping for an answer of yes on 1. no on 2)
  6. It is important to keep your satires properly inflated, especially in cold weather.
  7. And lose Alexy to the White Sox on a waiver claim. You will be missed!
  8. Two questions: What is so high about the alert these people are on? And why are they so willing to share? I'm not sure this Tom Hanson, 58 has our best interest at heart, mixing July 4th with Xmas. Next thing you know, kids will be putting lit fire crackers in their stockings or under the tree. Or getting needles allover the american flag, ol' stars and stripes.
  9. Probably Dobnak, 2 years ago. Er... um... gosh. Who'd we get a year ago from the Padres? Coulda sworn we extended him a few weeks ago. Right after avoiding arbitration. On the tip of my fingers... started with a P but wasn't Pagan.... I foresee a use of the edit post feature in my near future... Paddack! How could i forget him? While i am looking it up, perhaps i should confirm we actually extended him... In the meantime perhaps it is often the pitchers betting on themselves and not taking extensions offered. Dobnak and Paddack were modest extensions with reason to have a realistic assessment of injury risk as t affected thier value?
  10. I am on board with giving him a chance to start. Not sure how best to make it a possibility, while managing the risk of injury, but it would be nice to at least consider.
  11. I am waiting for the time-traveler's special. Go back and pay a penny to the senators in 1915 for your season tickets this year. Don't own your own time machine? We'll uber you to the game of your choice for an immodest premium.
  12. I don't know, the bullpen buddies might skyrocket in value... At least until someone catches on. How much would some people pay for a chance to bean a Yankee?
  13. I knew who's on first, but i didn't know he had racist proclivities. Abbott must have omitted the fact.
  14. Meh, walkmen had belt clips. Typewriters don't. Glad my curiosity is shared. Does the typewrite go in the basket in front, or the rack on the back?
  15. The real question is how many Cy Youngs and WS rings Jimenez will win over his HOF career?
  16. Speaking of which, there is a rumor of a new Henry Jones Jr movie?
  17. I'm pretty sure if you google the term "rickroll", you'll find out. Be sure to get a typewriter with "mythic resonance", and let me know how you manage to carry it on your unicycle.
  18. Is there actually such a song about the ways of preparing a bird for mastication? Or was i not the only one trying to graft crow recipes onto 50 ways to leave your lover? Stuff in beak leeks. Give the drumsticks licks. Glazing the feet sweet. Just don't retch up catsup. But i digress... Must remember, not a game thread. Anyway., i think those of you considering a crow dinner are taking the wrong tack. You should start complaining how we're never going to keep both Byron or Correa healthy, or win any world series. If it worked once, it is worth trying again.
  19. So that's what i've been doing wrong all these years.
  20. What's wrong with biblical analogies? From Moses to Sandy Koufax: 3,000 years of beautiful tradition.... (and i suppose we shouldn't bring up 'Nam either?) Is there Ralph's anywhere round here?
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