The foot thing does sound familiar... Didn't one of our wide recievers have it a while back? (don't think it was Chris Carter or Randy Moss... maybe Jake Reed? although it might have been confused with "turf toe"... by me if no one else)
I like this creativity.. Let me know when we figure out how to swing a bat with one's feet... without inciting the um, dreaded uh, planetary facilities is it? Does sound kinda like an astrological condition...